venus poop trap

When your ass hairs catch your shit and becomes a tangled mess.

I took a shit and got caughr in my venus poop trap.

by Ras echo September 29, 2017

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Trap Slap Kapow

-when a bitch pulls that weave out and you gotta trap slap kapow that bitchass

-most often resulting in knockout

-so devastating that it reverberates the earth with with one blow

-an oppon handed strike during a potent bass drop

-delivered from a beautiful monster's inside palm

-trap queen slap, tied up version

-leads to self-awakening

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Few years back I saw Kanye get the good ol' trap slap kapow from a stop sign behind a sketchers store. He later released some dope rug wear.

by EBrady September 13, 2016

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satirical trap music

Has no worth

I’m gonna repeat since you didn’t understand it the first time. Just cause you don’t get it doesn’t mean it has no worth. It’s satirical trap music.

by valor80 July 27, 2018

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Muppet Trap

A question, statement or meme about a moral panic subject (tobacco, guns, vaccination) postured as authoritative while exercising demonstrative or even hyperbolic ignorance of the subjects discussed initiating a feedback loop of ideological sock puppet responses.

Was on Facebook last night trying to explain to some 2A guy that open carry doesn't mean you don't store your other firearms safely while trying to explain to some anti gunner that the driver bits she found in the parking lot are not projectiles, got stuck in the Muppet Trap for 2 hours...

by Ur BOFH March 20, 2019

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Fly Trapping

Laying toilet paper on the surface of the water in the toilet. Then pooping on top of the created surface. Your feces should sit atop the water where paper was put making room extremely stinky. Then with the toilet paper to wipe your butt throw in waste basket or stick to side of toilet bowl. After done close the door to seal in the stench. The room depending on your poop will smell so bad that others may vomit or have an inability to get to toilet to flush or possibly pass out.

Austin was Fly Trapping Brandon M. and it was so stinky that he vomited on his rug.

by Austin Auch and Brandon Miller September 28, 2010

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