noun. Alcoholic cocktail consisting of cheap, piss-tasting high-gravity malt liquor and lemonade; named after the 2009 YouTube sensation “The Amazing Horse.” Sister to the Brass Monkey, Horse Pop is also known as “Peckerwood Shandy” in the more rural communities of the Southeastern U.S.
“Man, it’s easy to get totally off my conkers drinking this 8%, only-$3 total-at-any-local-convenience-store Horse Pop.”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
“That swampy tap water and Country Time powder mix sure polish the turd that is Olde English. Hand me another Horse Pop, would ya?”
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Morty: Aww geez Rick, what are we gonna do?
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
Rick: I don't know Morty, I mean this entire situation is a horse fire.
Morty: A what?
Rick: It's a horse fire morty, I mean I expected these Mongoloid Raptors to try and kill us, but I didn't think they'd use sardonic malorganite to try and do it. This is bad Morty. Real bad.
Morty: I still don't understand where the horse comes in?
Rick: Priorities Morty! Space raptors are trying to kill us with one of the universe's deadliest weapons and you're still hung up on grandpa's vocabulary!
Morty: Yea but..
Rick: But nothing Morty!! It's a real phrase!! You can look it up on Urban Dictionary if we make it out of this horse fire of a situation!!
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