beef napkin

N. When a male ejaculates on a female and has nothing but a hamburger to wipe her. She may or may not eat the burger afterwards.

clarise was covered in cum and could barely see or breathe, luckily Randal had a beef napkin

by Chuck Richards September 07, 2015

Beef Tail

when a young female has had sex so often that her roast BEEF (nasty vagina) sticks inside out like a fish TAIL

That slut has to have a nasty BEEF TAIL by now.

by Darbyyy September 27, 2010

beef em up

Trying to get em to gain weight...

I put my doberman in a high protein diet; trying to beef em up!!

by El smitty September 15, 2023

Slicing Beef

To end a feud.

Jennas mom: Ummm maddie, I thought i was the coolest mom. But I guess not, so im pullin up, and we’re slicing beef”

maddie: huh

by madds47 October 03, 2023

Beef Burrito

The sexual act in which one man with a silicone enlarged penis has his penis filled with the soft feces of a female or male lover using their fingers or any tool that can fit into an urethra. A beef taco is just a crispy chip shell with dead cow inside and various other ingredients to make it taste good.

Hey Stacey, I gave my boyfriend a rim job last night.

Well I gave him a beef burrito to spice things up.

by ImJustVeryRetarded March 15, 2016

Icelandic beef testicle

One may acquire an Icelandic Beef Testicle through the small dutch town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea, known for excessive cheese exports made with smegma. An Icelandic Beef Testicle is a culinary indulgence, in which you surgically remove the testicles of a live and healthy male bull, and you freeze it in the duration of the summer. In the winter, you take the iceblock with the testicles within it, and you place it in a jar where a group of south pakistani males will gather around and goon onto the iceblock and balls, where it will then be airtight sealed and coated in a healthy layer of smegma, where it will ferment until the following winter, to be thawed out and enjoyed raw.

"What is ts delicious delicacy on my charcuterie board"
"That would be the divine and spectacular Icelandic Beef Testicle that we have recently imported fresh from the small town of Stewelch Du Rsonplea

by The Feetmeister May 14, 2025

Beef gun

Another name for penis. Also referred to as cock, shlong, dick, or tube steak.

My beef gun was hidden nicely behind her beef curtains.

by CanadianSAA April 09, 2018