The Jasmine Effect

Your having sex with a large, obese ass torta and after one bounce, the floor/bed or whatever your fucking on breaks underneath you.

YO BRO! I was pounding some tortas taco last night and the jasmine effect occured

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The Jeremie Method

Shoving an assortment of objects into your anal cavity such as a broom stick handle, a glass mtn dew bottle, or your fingers.

Taylor: “dude I was totally hitting the Jeremie method last night!”
Bryson: “thats fucking disgusting.”

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to be lazy, idle, late, moronic

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a phrase that is used when you are in shock.

can be replaced by: wtf, what the hell, what the heck.

what the joint is going on here?

what the joint is that stench?

what the joint, are you loco?

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Verb.

Euphemistically referring to the act of fellatio.

She likes befuddling the Jello with her boyfriend.

She wouldn't go all the way, but offered to befuddle his Jello.

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A slang term referring to the act of performing fellatio.

Stacy likes befuddling the jello with her boyfriend.

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To have vigorous sex while both partners call out a hall-mate's name.

"My mate is really bugging me I know let's do the Jubb tonight that'll teach him"

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