Ethan is the hottest man ever, he has a huge penis and is so smart. He gets all the ladies, and the gentleman. All the genders will simp over this man. With one look in his eyes you will instantly be in love with him. You will dream some dreams about him and you will be obsessed over him.
by LargeWeineredMan May 16, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by Daddy nut sucker69696969696969 January 31, 2019
Get the Ethanmug. Ethan is an incredibly intelligent individual, but ONLY in the academic sense. When it comes to emotions, he's as brain-dead as a door-knob. It's not because he doesn't know how he feels, he just can't realise IF he's feeling it. But if he ever does discover feelings for someone, he will make that person feel like the luckiest one in the world. He will love you fiercely, and always try to protect you. He's pretty handsome, not drop-dead by any means, but noticeable, and he has incredible eyes. You just feel like you could get lost in them for hours.
Friend: Oh, you know Ethan? He's finally got a girlfriend!
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.
You: Omg, really?!?! I can't believe he finally noticed her!
Friend: I know right? She'll love being with him though, even if it took him FOREVER to get there.
by DariusGreymane June 13, 2022
Get the Ethanmug. by Ethan is cracked January 11, 2021
Get the Ethanmug. 
Smart friendly hot knows the inside out of a SAT book like I know the what Warryn is going to eat for dessert.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
The friend you can always rely on always shows up when you need him.
by Ethanlover69 April 7, 2023
Get the Ethanmug. by Erikka February 27, 2020
Get the Pulling a ethanmug.