Shower makeup

The practice makeup you do right before a shower because you know if it’s trash you’re going to wash it right off anyway.

I finally tried that new blush as shower makeup and it was fire.

by Barnesblw July 5, 2024

shower glazing

When the male ejaculates in the shower and the women steps on it.

Bae just stepped in my shower glazing, fell and hit her head.

by Crambo117 October 6, 2018

caveman shower

Slamming your partner doggystyle and when you are about to blow, grab his/her hair so he/she can’t get away and blow all over your partner whilst screaming like a chimpanzee, optional actions are donkey punching or grabbing a stick and knocking your partner out

My partner was misbehaving today so I issued a caveman shower to assert my dominance

by Kyomado June 28, 2022

mahogany shower

The act of spraying a sexual partner with diarrhetic feces for the purpose of sexual gratification of one or both parties.

I had Tim give me a Mahogany Shower last night. It felt amazing.

by XXX.TSS July 5, 2018

Shower

A shower is for when you need to use the bathroom, shit and piss in the shower

I took a shower and pissed

by HeyeyeueywuwywjsdhPISSSHITONME December 23, 2019

Shower Beer

Shower beer is not a specific brand of beer but a beer bottle that someone would drink in the shower. The usage of beer like this is a very new concept, only coming around in the 2000s to 2010s. It is commonly used to combine the stress relieving properties of showering and the pleasure giving chemicals in beer. Sometimes other alcohols are used but only rarely compared to beer in the shower. It is very similar to drinking wine in the bath.

A: "What's that weird bottle in the corner of your shower?"
B: "Oh, that's just my shower beer, I sometimes put it under the shower to replenish."

by yogha April 1, 2024

Freddie Shower

When you intend to go for a shower and end up spending three hours taking a shit and doomscrolling instagram reels. In the end you don’t even have a shower.

Lewis: ‘What is taking you so long?’
Freddie: ‘Sorry, I ended up having a Freddie Shower’

by Meaty Martin 17C October 26, 2025