when the ejaculate from a shower wank is stuck to your hand and the attempt to flick it off results in a bungee jump like extension.
by Monopoly mayfair clickbait May 16, 2017
Get the Shower Slingshotmug. Pretending to shotgun a Coors Light with your friends and blowing into the beer can while pointing the can opening towards your intended target. Your friend should be covered in an ice cold shower of beer.
Instead of shotgunning the beer, he turned the beer towards his friend and gave him a rocky mountain shower.
by He him chichi May 21, 2022
Get the Rocky Mountain Showermug. Realizing you fucked up while getting out of the shower.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
It's also another way to say you got a good idea from showering.
by TobitoUchiha July 19, 2025
Get the Post-Shower Claritymug. The act of taking a shower and using your cellphone at the same time.
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Not to be confused with "shower sleep".
Dorm mate 1: "Why is James taking so long?"
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
Dorm mate 2: "Probably because he is doing a cell shower, as I saw him take his cellphone into the bathroom."
by MST3K I like September 26, 2025
Get the Cell Showermug. by HalloFalloMallo April 18, 2022
Get the Take a shower/smellymug. A form of bathing.
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
Why someone might take a shower:
1. They're visibly dirty
2. Decontamination after exposure to hazardous substances (chemicals🧪, IV chemo drugs💉, radiation ☢️, and biohazards☣️)
3. Temperature regulation (warming up if cold, or cooling down if hot)
4. They've been participating in outdoor activities (yard work or sports)
5. Calming down if stressed
6. Drowning out the sounds of crying if sad
7. Masturbate
8. Fuck
Things people do after a shower:
1. Dry off
2. Get dressed or put on pajamas depending on what time of day it is
3. Get ready for work
4. Go to bed
5. Fuck some more
6. Apply topical medications (ointments, creams, lotions, sprays, gels, foams, liniments, oils, transdermal patches)
7. Eat something
8. Put on makeup
9. Use a hairdryer
10. Shave
11. Brush teeth
12. Brush hair
by Failurebitch July 11, 2023
Get the Showermug. A bizarre practice where by one person squirts lemon juice into the anus of another person when said person is suffering from a hangover.
by Theteacher001 July 26, 2019
Get the internal showermug.