by niccypants101 February 17, 2022
Get the Fawn Rightmug. A way of saying to your friend who is sick and twisted that the joke they made is so raunchy and their mind went straight to the gutter
Johnny: (makes extremely raunchy joke that a normal minded person wouldn’t get, then just starts laughing hysterically)
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
Billy: “Really Johnny? You’re not right, but you’re not left either.”
by rosenovarocks August 2, 2022
Get the You’re not right, but you’re not left eithermug. a) a formal set of civil Constitutional rights that are read to any American citizen upon his/her arrest for a crime committed on US soil.
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
b) a lady whose first name is Miranda and last name is Rights
Miranda Rights, definition a) should not, IMHO under any circumstances be given to American citizens like Timothy McVeigh or Dzhokhar Tsarnaev, people who IMHO should have "(their) body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)".
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
(Bonus points if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :):)
by Sexydimma December 2, 2016
Get the Miranda Rightsmug. by Adujasty343 June 10, 2025
Get the <.7.9.7.6.>I, Salma Hayek, Promise To Get It Right<.7.9.7.6.>mug. An OCD-impaired bookworm who stubbornly keeps his gaze straight ahead when turning a page, and so he reads the right-hand side of the open book first, before reluctantly redirecting his gaze to the left-hand page.
Being a right-hand reader maybe be okay for a tome that has a separate item or article on each page (like a "Jim and Tim Talk Duct Tape" book or a "Choose Your Own Adventure" missive) and therefore may not have to be read in "progressive" order (i.e., from one page to the next) to make sense, but it can be exceedingly problematic for a "standard" essay that "flows forwards" through the entire book; attempting to be informed or entertained by reading this type of work's pages "out of order" can be very confusing.
by QuacksO October 17, 2019
Get the right-hand readermug. Nope. Not really. And it's better than letting a guy who ran a rape farm dictate to me what I need to do to be happy. All I really need to be happy is to be credited and paid for creating that AI.
Hym "Happiness is not having to listen to a guy who ran a little girl rape farm. Remember how Dr. Phil did that? He would take little girls who wouldn't listen to their parents... Bring them to a farm to get them to change there behavior... And IN THAT FARM... They were raped repeatedly. It happened to Paris Hilton too. Not at the same farm but still."
A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"
Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!
A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"
Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"
A retard "Now YOU'RE trying to control MY behavior!"
Hym "You're a retard and that isn't what's happening here. DR. RAPE FARM! He had a rape farm and YOU ALL are not doing this to him! IS DR. PHIL ON THE EPSTEIN LIST!? HE'S basically ALSO Epstein!
A retard "Do I want to be right or do I want to have to do what Dr. Phil says regardless of whether or not he's right? It sucks being right!"
Hym "Nah. I like being right and I don't like getting locked in a rape farm... So... Probably right? I mean, me being right created AI so... Why would I not want to be that?"
by Hym Iam March 11, 2025
Get the Sucks being rightmug. (Bonus if you can tell me where the quote in my example comes from :))
Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.
Constitutional rights that should not ever, under any circumstances, be given to an American citizen who commits acts of terrorism on United States soil.
I don't see any difference between Timothy McVeigh and Dzhokhar Tsarnaev; both were American citizens and terrorists. Therefore IMHO Dzhokhar Tsarnaev does not deserve his Miranda Rights; he needs to AFAP have (...) "his body torn apart by lupara blasts (...)" in order to pay for his crimes and then suffer a Mussolini-string nearest the explosion site in Boston.
by Sexydimma February 4, 2014
Get the Miranda Rightsmug.