Purple Bawlzie

A term for what happens when a man has his balls tickled for too long and large amounts of blood accumulate in the testicles

"I gave him a purple bawlzie"

by PHartsniffer March 3, 2021

Purple dank

That shit bitch🤪

I need my purple dank

by suckmydich March 31, 2020

The purple crow

The act of holding your penis tightly as to cut off circulation while your significant other stretch’s the testicular sack while making bird sounds

I lost my mind when she hit her knees and performed the purple crow.

by The purple master December 28, 2019

purple tower

used by middle schoolers to skirt saying 'dildo'

person1: bro she was talking about her purple tower...
person2: just say dildo dude, but yeah that's weird-

by dudewhomemes October 28, 2022

Skyrain purple

A girl that is the happy-go-lucky type and is always optimistic. She is so optimistic in fact it gets to the point where it gets so annoying that you just want to shoot her in the face.

Person 1: Who's that optimistic girl over there?
Person 2: Oh it's just another one of those skyrain purple girls.
Person 1: What are you gonna do?
Person 2: *Pulls out shotgun* Shoot her in the face.

by imnotevenreal April 21, 2015

Purple herpe

Pinching then twisting the skin under ones armpit, thus leaving a large bruise.

Bob wouldnt wake up so i gave him a purple herpe.

by Ressel August 6, 2016

purple dog

Someone who often acts as an idiot.

Mark: Man, Jon is such a purple dog.

by Lolimboi April 10, 2018