mexican cervix punch

when a mexican guy goes so deep into your vagina it hurts(usually while eating a taco)

that mexican cervix punch Juan gave me hurt like hell....but the taco was awesome!

by JP189512 May 11, 2014

National punch Chloe day

On January 24 if you know a Chloe give her a punch

I can’t wait to hit Chloe on national Punch Chloe day

by Ahahahhahahahhahahah January 23, 2020

National punch lilia day

YOU EVER WANNA HIT A LILIA? well here you go, November the 30th is national punch lilia day

Man 1-"dam dude, cannot wait till the 30th"
Man 2- "why?"
Man 1- "ITS NATIONAL PUNCH LILIA DAY"

by Ahhahahahahhahaahhhhaaa November 27, 2020

Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.

I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.

by Pony girl September 22, 2012

tounge punching the dirx star

using your muscular hydrostat to lap a partner's anus with the intention of bringing sexual gratification

Ses: Damn, Dirx! You were real loud last night! What did you do?
Dirse: She was tounge punching the dirx star....

by dirtyinchinnna June 18, 2011

National punch a ginger day

January 13th is national punch a ginger day, but really, every day is punch a ginger day because they deserve it

"dude, it's national punch a ginger day!"
"let's knock the lucky charms out of their leprechaun lookin a$$es"

by urmomsgaylover January 12, 2022

punch my crotch !

"Fuck off!"
Ladies and gents, yo soy la creadora...now beat it!

Burger King employee:So you gonna order or what...!
Sandra:Huh...don't be getting all pissy on my ass else punch my crotch!

by H.R. Puff n' Stuff March 21, 2005