National punch lilia day

YOU EVER WANNA HIT A LILIA? well here you go, November the 30th is national punch lilia day
Man 1-"dam dude, cannot wait till the 30th"
Man 2- "why?"
Man 1- "ITS NATIONAL PUNCH LILIA DAY"
by Ahhahahahahhahaahhhhaaa November 27, 2020
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Top deck donkey punch

When doing a male or female in the ass you then pull out, cum on your fist, turn your lover around and punch them in the mouth.
I bought an ugly girl home last night and had to resort to a top deck donkey punch.
by Pony girl April 20, 2012
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using your muscular hydrostat to lap a partner's anus with the intention of bringing sexual gratification
Ses: Damn, Dirx! You were real loud last night! What did you do?
Dirse: She was tounge punching the dirx star....
by dirtyinchinnna May 20, 2011
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National punch a ginger day

January 13th is national punch a ginger day, but really, every day is punch a ginger day because they deserve it
"dude, it's national punch a ginger day!"
"let's knock the lucky charms out of their leprechaun lookin a$$es"
by urmomsgaylover January 13, 2022
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punch my crotch !

"Fuck off!"
Ladies and gents, yo soy la creadora...now beat it!
Burger King employee:So you gonna order or what...!
Sandra:Huh...don't be getting all pissy on my ass else punch my crotch!
by H.R. Puff n' Stuff March 21, 2005
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