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dez nut

a retard's version of the dead meme deez nuts
person a: hey guess what
person b: what
person a: dez nut
person b: are you mentally disabled
person a: yes
by zleed May 11, 2020
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No Nut November

The ONLY time of the year when God can respect us men.
Dude! I just realized, It's No Nut November!
by mcshaneyd November 1, 2021
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Ligma nuts

Same thing as ligma balls. Ligma is a serious disease that kills people but is very rare.
Person 1 - Did you hear that Ninja died by Ligma?
Person 2 - No.
Person 1 - LIGMA NUTS/BALLS.

BUT SERIOUSLY LIGMA IS A DANGEROUS DISEASE.
by Rip Ninja July 23, 2018
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Rush - nut

When you jerk off quickly and quietly in an inconvenient manner or place because you just got really horny.
Mom: You've been pooping for a long time!

Me: I'm almost done!

Me in my head: Ok, looks like I'm going to have to make this a Rush - nut!
by Professor nigga April 16, 2021
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nut hook

I got “nut hooked “in the fight
by bill ney May 14, 2018
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Nut Cut

When you cut your hair in the shape a scrotum.
Some tard: Hey check my cut
Some Fruity Ass Fool: Man check this MotherFucker out, this fool got the nut cuts
Kid in back: kid got his head shaped like a scrot
by Fruity ass fool June 26, 2019
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nut clothes

General term for loose-fitting, very casual clothing (such as exercise shorts and a t-shirt) usually worn on weekends spent lounging around the house and/or doing chores that may result in a person getting dirty. Occasionally worn for exercise or quick trips to the store, although being spotted in nut clothes is unfortunate.

May be worn by both males and females.

Exact meaning of the use of "nut" is unclear but could refer to: 1) clothes that a man has nutted into or used to clean up nut spillage, 2) the looseness of the shorts revealing the man's nuts, or, 3) the ratty nature of the clothes, like the unkempt appearance of a wild, unshaven nut sac.
Tom: What are you doing this weekend?

Dick: Nothing really. Probably going to spend Saturday and Sunday in my nut clothes, watching football.

Harry: I think I'm going to have to break down and get new nut clothes because the old ones are so nasty that even I can't take it anymore.
by eetmaicrank September 22, 2009
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