Ass Taco

When you didn’t wipe thoroughly and there is still fecal matter still left behind in your ass hair.

David: Hey man I had an Ass Taco up until 30mins ago.

Steven: Dang dude, those are the worst.

David: ya I know I had to shave my ass hair because it hurt so bad to pull the feces out of my ass hair.

by Fecalmatter69 November 13, 2020

taco tosser

Licking pussy. If God did not want man to eat pussy then why did he make it look so much like a taco.

I'm going out tonight and I'm gonna be the biggest taco tosser in the club.

by jimmybomm July 25, 2020

Pizza Taco

An internet term for calzone.

Man, that was some damn tasty pizza taco!

by atothep November 23, 2010

tijuana taco

A Tijuana Taco is the turned-up or folded-up bill of a baseball cap being worn by anyone that is used (almost exclusively by the filthy fucking mexican) as the perfect temporary storage device for their taco when they are taking a shit.

Oh mang, i reelee got to take a cheet but eef i poot down my deeleeshees taco somebodies ees going to steels eet. Wait a meenit, i done haves to poot eet down i can juss poot eet heer on dee tops of my deesgusteen bazeball cap dat ees so conbeeneeinly locadid on my greesee, feelthee head seence i already have dee reem of my cap foldeed up like dee tijuana taco my mother teech mee to make !! ...ALL ACCENTS USED IN THIS EXAMPLE WERE TRANSLATED VERY CAREFULLY FROM ENGLISH TO BEANER BY A REAL AMERICAN OTHERWISE KNOWN AS A WHITE MAN, SO PLEASE REMEMBER TO USE THE PROPER DUMB-ASS BEANER ACCENT WHEN READING, OR, IF YOU ARE ALSO A WHITE PERSON, LIKE ME, JUST PRETEND THAT YOU ARE RETARDED.

by amandahuginlick March 10, 2010

taco punch

the art of forcing a taco down an onry eaters' throat, in One Blow, While Yelling Ta-co Punch!

Damn kid won't eat his taco!

give him the taco punch!

TAA-COO PUNCH!!

by G.G.Fungus, Esquire March 8, 2011

dropped taco

When a girl loses her virginity, she is said to have "dropped her taco", thus breaking it.

"OMGGGGG i dropped my taco last night! :)))"

"I made her drop her taco."

"I cant blieve i dropped taco to him ::((( omgg lol now i mite as wel b slut."

"Dude, it's a shame how many women are willing to drop their tacos... just to drop their tacos."

by SuperCcynicc April 26, 2010

poop taco

A descriptive noun - something that is poorly thematically coloured; a tacky image.

Imagine a rainbow coloured taco. After eating this taco, if the colour pattern and arrangement of the colour blotches on your plate was unaesthetic, then this a poop taco.

After your not so rad friend sends you a bunch of coloured text interspersed with stupid little smilies, you say, 'Hey man, stop putting poop tacos all over my screen!'

by adhocritite April 9, 2009