Max

A cunt

“Oh Max is such a cunt”

by Goggles76 December 7, 2024

Fist Maxing

The act of fisting a partner while being fisted. Can be done with any amount of people as long as no fist is left unassed and no ass is left unfisted.

"How was the swingers party last night Jeremy?" "It was great. Me and few pals partook in the art of fist maxing."

by JackelJr December 7, 2024

D-MAX

D-MAX, or DMAX, is Dimethylallylxanthine. Sometimes 10 times stronger than Caffeine (TMX, Trimethylxanthine), yet the same amount of heart stimulation. So 20mg DMAX will feel like 200mg of Caffeine in mental effects, yet be super mild on the heart and blood pressure like 20mg Caffeine. While caffeine kicks in in 1/2 an hour, DMAX kicks in at 3 hours.

Dave: I tried 20mg of DMAX (or D-MAX) and it kicked in at around 3 hours. It felt like a Monster energy drink. It's super caffeine.

by HawaiianPunch1 December 17, 2024

Max

A woman with a suspect but overall acceptable boob-to-mental illness ratio

You see Max over there? Don't let the big tits pull you in, she's crazy.

by Foxtrotoneseven December 19, 2024

Mirror Maxing

The action when you nonverbally scream at yourself in the mirror to hype yourself up.

Tom was mirror maxing before his big party

by Wank Hilliams December 30, 2024

pheremone maxxing

how u get all da ladies, u dont shower and u let your pheremones make their way to the females.

hilda: You smell fucking gross!!

james bloggs: im just pheremone maxxing
hilda a week later: omg im so horny youre so sexyy

by mastershakebutt January 2, 2025

Coop-Maxing

Being 6’5 or over and jerk your dick 2 times a day with a massage gun and only nut in women’s assholes after they start bleeding on your dick

Yo bro stop coop-Maxing to my mom. Atleast stroke it with your hand.

by anonymous January 4, 2025