No jodas

"are you serious?" in a positive way
do not mistake with "no me jodas" which means the same in a negative way or "don't fuck with me", "leave me alone"
(This exact definition is only applied for Spanish from Spain but it is also used maybe in other context in some other Hispanic countries)

+Nos ha tocado la lotería
-¡No jodas!

+Te han robado la bici
-¡No me jodas!

+Te cortaré el pelo mientras duermes
-Anda tío, no me jodas

by Nakal420 April 26, 2017

Michael Jordan

An individual who played through an era of out of prime players, and unskilled rookies. Although, for some reason he receives praise for his perfect finals record even though none of the teams that he played would be a #7 seed in today's game.

Mike: Hey I beat my 2 year old son in a 1v1
Me: lol, you are such a Michael Jordan.

by LeBron Es La Cabra July 11, 2017

michael jordan

basketball legend.

wow is that michael jordan ? the basketball legend.

by evenkjekkerud January 28, 2018

hayley jordan shepherd

A very beautiful, hot, talented girl, who is very smart, and loves to cheer people up. Someone who is always there for you. She is a caring person

Dude Hayley Jordan Shepherd is so nice and caring

by Hshajjdhdjs May 18, 2018

thomas jordan hall

he is a ranga who has 4 friens MD,KH and SH and he fucking hates windows so much he smashes them

thomas jordan hall is a ranga with a girl voice

by ranga windows November 25, 2018

lil jordan

Lil Jordan is the most gangster person alive. It would be hard to find someone with more of a hood background. You want him on your side in a fight

Friend: Let’s go fight those jerks.

You: No way bro, they look like lil Jordan’s

by Hawksfan619 January 1, 2019

erin jordan

erin jordan is a skinni qween who is addicted to sims 4, she loves the vampires game pack and tries to persuade her friend liam to buy it but he doesnt have an iq of a 3 year old so he doesnt waste his money, shes a slag but a rich one and loves her cats so much. shane dawson style

did you heer erin jordan got her cat?

yeah, she shoves her dick in it.

* shanae stop quaking * 💅

by peachesisqueen420 August 14, 2019