Heart Jack

The ability to induce pleasurable orgasmic sensations of the heart.

Heart masturbation.

Probably heart healthy and regulates good behaviour in humans.

An ability of romantics as well as spirituals.

Singing "Fall on your knees! O hear the angels' voices!" is a heart jack for the spiritually inclined.

by filthymouth November 21, 2010

Jack-Rigged

When someone obsessively and methodically secures an object, home, shed, camper or house boat with several locks (or screws) so that it’s impossible to be broken into or stolen. Such as putting a lock or locks on a lock. Originally coined in reference to Jack Smith of Arkansas.

That grill isn't going anywhere now that I've Jack-rigged it....

by Miss Prissy Pants May 25, 2010

Flacid Jack

When the porn or any other source of sexual pleasure isn't hot enough to give you a boner and your penis is flacid like a flap jack, but you still rub one off anyways.

"I was watching tub girl last night, but she didn't do it for me so I pulled a flacid jack just for the heck of it."

by DjDM May 20, 2009

Jack's back

A term used to signify the return of 24, featuring the legend that is Jack Bauer.

Person 1 : "Are you excited about the start of season 5 tonight?"

Person 2 : "Oooooh yeah, Jack's back baby, Jack's back..."

by Ali JTB October 11, 2005

Flab Jack

What fat men hope for at the end of an invigorating brothel massage.

After that rubdown I asked for a quick flab jack, but she wanted an extra £2!

by Donkey Toboggan October 16, 2008

ass of Jack

another, nicer way of calling someone a jackass

My ex is a complete ass of Jack.

by crowgrl13 October 1, 2008

Jack-and-the-beanstalked

The subject must be at least 6 foot tall for this term to be used. It occurs when one male of at least 6 feet in height is dancing typical Caucasian moves with a newly acquainted female counterpart, and then an even taller male rudely jumps in between the two with spastic, over-the-top "Night At The Roxbury" moves resulting in the aforementioned male being cast aside to either the left or right of the female wondering what the fuck just happened.

This happened to me last night at a dance club and I immediately coined the phrase due to my sharp wit and ability to straight clown someone that cockblocks me.

"Dude last night I was doing The Watusi with this chica, and outta nowhere this lanky cracker 'Jack-and-the-beanstalked' me."

by DuValicious April 21, 2013