Shroom cut

When your friend has had too much shrooms and now he looks like toad

Are u addicted again? Cuz u got a shroom cut!

by Boiiooio January 17, 2019

Cut the G

After splitting the g, when drinking a Guinness, you consequently finish the whole pint with one gulp. Meaning you drank a whole pint in 2 large gulps.

After splitting the g, you have to cut the g, dude!

by Guinessguy August 15, 2022

Cuss Cut

When someone cuts their cuss word off mid word.

Sometimes funny in voice, never funny in text.

VOICE 1
SHOW: (hung body) What the fu-
Person: That was quite humorous. 10/10 cuss cut.
VOICE 2
Person 1: Hey man, look. Me when I see TF2 soldier running towards me; boi wat da fu-
Person 2: Never talk again.
TEXT
happy102: me when i see the skibidi toilet; what the fu-!?
operivy8789: no one thinks you're funny

by subway572572 October 09, 2023

cost-cutting maneuver

A fumingly-sarcastic reference to a shamelessly "sneaky 'n' unethical" (and unfortunately very common!) "buy-pressure" strategy practiced at many hardware/specialty-supplies stores; the ploy consists of a staffperson's hacking off a length from a roll of bulk-product like rope, wire, hose, or cloth, and only **afterwards** informing the customer how much the product is priced per foot, hoping that said customer will then feel obligated to buy the piece "since it's already been cut off the roll".

I once had a totally pathetic "cost-cutting maneuver" tried on me at a bicycle-repair shop --- I needed a rear shift-cable, and so the clerk cut off my required length of cable from the store's bulk roll, without first telling me the super-steep per-foot price or asking me beforehand if I wanted to pay that much. It was only when he actually brought the "ringing up the sale" screen up on the computer that he revealed the astronomical amount that it was gonna cost me --- a whopping SEVEN DOLLARS AND CHANGE! --- for just three or four feet of the cable! Fortunately, I had the "bravery" to just look mildly shocked and hastily remark, "Eeeyewww... that's a lot more than I can afford --- thank you anyway, though. I'll just get one at WalMart instead." Hey, it wasn't MY fault if the salesman had created a harder-to-resell cut piece of cable --- I hadn't asked him to chop me off some of the cable yet, I'd just told him that I needed a replacement shifter-cable, so it wasn't my "responsibility" to now PAY for said cable! He should have told me beforehand how much it would cost per foot, and then asked me if I wanted to buy it before he'd actually hacked the length off the roll!

by QuacksO November 01, 2018

pussy cut

When you get a small cut and brag it up

Man that is a pussy cut,it's barely bleeding.

by Mhomb47 September 04, 2015

Cut to the Chorus

To eliminate any pretext and jump straight to the point

Person1: So, I was at the shop and this woman, which I thought I knew back from school, although i'm not sure sure what year, maybe my last year....not it can't be the last year because I think we were into food tech together and that wasn't last year....

Person2: Ok... Cut to the chorus!

Person1: Anyway she was arguing with the shop employees about buying too much toilet roll, everyone is losing the plot during this pandemic!

by ricci07 September 27, 2020

cut the rabbit

to cut the rabbit is when one becomes temporarily enraged, often includes yelling and swearing.

"Don't be late home or mum will cut the rabbit"

by RobotRock88 June 19, 2008