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I AM WILDCAT

A once great YouTube channel that played a varitety of different games, including GMod, Mario Kart, GTA 5, the list could go on forever. According to him, he's tired of gmod, which is understandable after 140 episodes after four years. But what doesn't make sense is how he can make 110 episodes of Fortnite in less that seven months and show no signs of exaustion. Tyler has dedicated his entire channel to Fortnite, only playing other games due to sponsorship. Wether or not he's leaving his crew for his Fortnite crew is unconfirmed, but inevitable. He lived a legend, and his channel will die trend following.
Guy #1: Dude, I Am Wildcat is the best Fortnite youtuber! He's so funny!
Guy #2: I miss when he played GMod and GTA 5, and Mario Kart, and-
Guy #1: Woah woah woah, wait a second! He played things other than Fortnite?
by Big Dick McGhee August 15, 2018
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I Didn't Ask

A response that you tell a person when they say something that is off topic or not interesting, or if you are just trying to be a little shit.
Guy 1: I just got my G2 today!
Guy 2: Yeah, but I didn't ask.
Guy 1: You're such an asshole.
by Aggin and Aggin March 20, 2017
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World War I

The best war ever. Why? Because there were kings and queens, but there were also advanced weapons. Awesome!

There is one case in which World War I shouldn't be considered the best war ever, and that's if you fought in it.

How to fight in World War I:

1. Sit in a stinky trench for a month. Repeatedly get terribly ill from sleeping in mud mixed with shit.

2. Get your ass pounded by hundreds of thousands of artillery shells launched by an invisible enemy. Suffer from shell-shock.

3. Get gassed until you bleed out your ass

4. Jump out of your trench and get shot while mutilating your hands trying to climb over a barbed-wire fence.

5. Get limbs amputated.

6. Go home.

7. Suffer awful Post Traumatic Stress Disorder that makes Schizophrenia look normal.
World War I is cool to study, but if I wake up in a World War I bunker tomorrow I will shoot myself in the mouth.

The belligerent stages of World War I (the war had been subtly waiting to happen for decades) began when Archduke Franz Ferdinand (awesome name and title) was assassinated by a terrorist group called the Black Hand (frickin awesome name!) in Sarajevo, Bosnia (badass city even today).

Emperor Franz Josef (yes, "Emperor", it doesn't get better than that) of the Austro-Hungarian Empire then sent an ultimatum to the government of Serbia, which it held responsible for Ferdinand's death. Serbia failed to comply with the demands and was subsequently invaded by the Emperor's troops under General Franz Conrad von Hotzendorf (this stuff is too cool to make up). Soon, Tzar Nicholas of Russia declared that he was mobilizing his massive army. In response, Kaiser Wilhelm II of Germany, who really didn't want war with Russia but previously promised support to Austria Hungary, mobilized his troops, declared war on Russia and France, and invaded Belgium and Luxembourg within days. His plan, the Schlieffen Plan, was to take France out of the war within three weeks, before Russia could mount a major offensive against Germany. He failed in this respect and the western front bogged down to a stalemate 50 miles outside of Paris.
by Randwulf January 31, 2010
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I-LAND YOU

It is a word used by pre-debut eggies (I-LAND fans) to express their love for someone.
I-LAND YOU Daniel
I-LAND YOU Jake
I-LAND YOU K
I-LAND YOU Sunoo
I-LAND YOU Sunghoon
I-LAND YOU Heeseung
I-LAND YOU EJ
I-LAND YOU Jungwon
I-LAND YOU Geonu
I-LAND YOU Jay
I-LAND YOU Kyungmin
I-LAND YOU Hanbin
I-LAND YOU Taeyong
I-LAND YOU Nicholas
I-LAND YOU Jaebeom
I-LAND YOU Jimin
I-LAND YOU TA-KI
I-LAND YOU Sungchul
I- LAND YOU NI-KI
I-LAND YOU Youngbin
I-LAND YOU Seon
I-LAND YOU Jaeho
I-LAND YOU Yoonwon
by ms.pastel September 16, 2020
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Fucks I give

It has no meaning, due to the fact I don't give any
Paul: Hey man, I'm going to San Fransisco
Dylan: This is the amount of fucks I give *points to nothing*
by PairOfDucks February 21, 2015
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I have Prime

Phrase you use to justify your compulsive buying disorder on Amazon. (You pay for a monthly membership so you have to keep buying stuff right?)
Wife: "Honey, I'm worried about how much you are spending on Amazon, do we really needed another set of knives and color changing light bulbs? also they keyboard has been working fine why did you order a new one?
Husband: "Don't worry honey, I have Prime"
by LeTigre2020 October 19, 2020
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If I Were The Devil

"If I Were The Devil" was a radio broadcast from 1965 by Paul Harvey, who was a radio broadcaster famous for his "The Rest Of The Story" segments.

If I Were The Devil is noted for being almost prophetic to the current condition of the United States several decades later, from its political wars to its surging crime, particularly amongst the youth, as well as the ideologies and its general path towards destruction. Removing God from the schoolhouse, advising against "extremes" in Patriotism, hard work, and moral conduct... it's all happening.

Dislike this if you want, but you can't ignore the truth in his warning speech forever... I don't expect this to get through to many, if any, on the Left, but I can only hope and pray it will.

FULL SPEECH: https : // youtu.be/cg5i7OPRaNg
IF I, WERE THE DEVIL.

If I were the devil... if I were the Prince of Darkness, I'd want to engulf the whole world in darkness, and I'd have a third of its real estate and four-fifths of its population, but I wouldn't be happy until I had seized the ripest apple on the tree...

Thee.
by The Winchester. January 26, 2023
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