I Need to Hit the Head

A fake, phoney-bologna totally fictional jingle one might sing when they have to use the toilet or urinal.

{Sung to the tune of the nursery rhyme, "The Farmer in the Dell"}:

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫

♫ I need to hit the head, ♫
♫ Don't piss in the stereo ♫
♫ I need to hit the head! ♫

by Telephony April 6, 2017

just hit the damn ball

Knee jerk reaction to the thirty second wait between setup and actual takeaway.

"Just hit the damn ball!"

by Greenskeeper June 16, 2006

fake news hit job

A fake news hit job is fake news about a fake hit job

The special prosecutor is a Fake news hit job.

by Mindyj197676 May 14, 2019

spinning like a hit dog

exerting a lot of energy while achieving no positive results other then providing great amusement to those around you.

When Fred's girlfriend went into labor, he was still spinning like a hit dog when the ambulance showed up.

by PhillTheFireman January 25, 2008

basil from the hit game omori

If you kin basil, you are fucking gay. There is no doubt. You are not straight. You are a fucking fruitcake.

Example: "I kin basil from the hit game omori because we are similar" or its cuz ur gay asf.

by iammentallyillasf September 9, 2023

just hit the east side of the LBC

an indication of arrival at a specific location or general area. Inspired by the lyrics from Warren G and Nate Dogg's "Regulate".

I just hit the east side of the LBC.

When I landed in L.A., I told my friend I just hit the east side of the LBC.

Person 1: Where you at?
Person 2: I just hit the east side of the LBC
Person 1: Cool, so you'll be here in about 5?
Person 2: Giggity

by rlh06 December 20, 2010

solids are going to hit the air conditioning

another phrase for shit hits the fan but more refined. Used to predict a mess when the event happens.

"When that gets published, the solids are going to hit the air conditioning".

by KevinTheB November 29, 2007