A person who is so obsessed with myspace due to the lack of friends that they almost damn near set the world record for time sitting in a chair at a computer. They use every search engine known to man to find a way to improve their page and make it so flamboyantly gay that if you layed eyes on it you'd probably pass out from the incredible hue of rainbow colors. Basically they have no lives or friends but simulate having a life through artificial intelligence.
Wow, yea matt was sitting at his house all last night, he almost set the world record...for being a complete myspace fuck.
by Scaiferbomber November 21, 2006
Get the myspace fuckmug. by jjsjeff November 3, 2005
Get the Fuck Artmug. a form of expression or exclamation
mild to strong obscene words used to refer to a dirty slutty whore or cheap girls doing sodomy act.
Can be abbreviated as FP or can be written as fucking pig that would mean the same thing.
mild to strong obscene words used to refer to a dirty slutty whore or cheap girls doing sodomy act.
Can be abbreviated as FP or can be written as fucking pig that would mean the same thing.
by primaverabebe September 10, 2010
Get the Fucking piggymug. Ken was a virgin, showering on his first nite of basic training at Lackland AFB. He was approached by his Drill sergeant and asked to let him suck Ken off. Ken was excited, let him but it got out of hand and Ken went all the way with the Drill sargent. Started wit Ken getting sucked ended with Ken getting fucked. Suck and fucked
by Easy airman March 29, 2019
Get the Suck and fuckmug. Captain Falcon's aerial grab in Super Smash Bros. Can be performed in real life by wrapping your arms and one leg around an unsuspecting person. Must be followed by a simultaneous "YES!" and a pelvic thrust.
Player 1: Shit, I just got Falcon fucked!
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
Captain Falcon: Yes!
Player 1: ...
Captain Falcon: Show me your moves.
Unsuspecting stranger: AHHHHHHH!
Player 1: Yes! *runs away*
by fornicatia January 11, 2010
Get the Falcon fuckmug. Ass Fucking is a favorite of dirty sluts. A true whore often prefers being fucked in the ass over having a cock in her little wet pussy. She likes to bend over, lift her skirt and beg a man to shove his dick up her tight asshole. She will beg for it hard and moan as she feels his cock ram into her ass. After the man cums in her ass she will often suck his cock as his jizz drips from her ass.
Kathy loves a good, hard, dirty ass fuck. I heard her talking to her friend on the phone. She said she had let 2 of her coworkers fuck her ass just the day before. Kathy said "I bent over and begged for it. One of them made me suck him while the other pumped my poor asshole. They kept calling me a slut and I rubbed my clit while they took turns fucking my ass and face. They both shot huge loads of cum inside me then left me with jizz dripping from my ass. They were right, I am a dirty slut"
by btld August 22, 2007
Get the Ass Fuckmug. The act of having sex with someone as a consoling gesture, immediately after breaking up with them.
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
The true purpose is to allow you a safe window of opportunity for collecting your property from their house.
(This generally occurs within an hour or two of the breakup, but it can sometimes qualify as a sympathy-fuck even a few days later if circumstances are extremely bad)
After I dumped that bitch she went psycho. I had to throw a sympathy-fuck on her just to get away with my CD's and my coat!
by ++Captain Tripps++ December 4, 2003
Get the sympathy-fuckmug.