college schedule

Word schedule where you actually work zero hours for your boss because you tell him you have fake college classes to attend.

I’m not working this week because I’m on a college schedule at work.

by Fakes in GA December 17, 2017

College ruled

A small paper for rolling substances (commonly marijuana) but can mean any type of paper.

This term is the opposite of wide ruled

You got those college ruled?

by BFxx January 20, 2018

College hit

When you exhale completely, emptying your lungs before taking a large bong rip and holding the hit for at least ten seconds.

Whoa, Robby just took a college hit! He's gonna be super stoned!

by Thekingofqueefs January 24, 2018

College plague

A place in which there is a group of sororities or frat houses around the neighborhood.

"Uh, look at CU and all the college plague."

" I don't feel like going to a college plague."

by Hatandle June 2, 2018

College girlfriend

Something I can't get!

It seems like everyone except me is able to have at least one college girlfriend.

by nilethe146 June 6, 2018

college technique

When you back yourself on to a suction cup dildo stuck to your college/university dorm room door hoping that no one slams your door closed or rips your door open giving you serious anal/vaginal injuries

My friend got me a dildo so I gave it the college technique

by Longerdicknigga69 December 20, 2018

college cheese

The way some people with a southern accent tend to say cottage cheese.

Michigander: What's that you've got in that elliptical glass dish?
Georgian: That's just some college cheese!
Michigander: Oh yeah, what university did it come from?
Georgian: No, I mean curds and whey! You know, that stuff Little Miss Muffet was eating while sitting on that tuffet!
Michigander: Oh, you mean cottage cheese!
Georgian: That's what I said, college cheese!

by Seshie February 15, 2019