blocked shot on gorl

when your dick is hitting the puss at high speed and you misjudge a stroke and end up hitting her kaziff

Tim was overzealous while scoring and had to stop when he slapped his puck into a blocked shot on gorl

by ilikeeatingbrains February 8, 2024

twat blocked

Twat blocked: is when a man is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a woman due to interuptions, jealousy, etc. (Cock blocked is when a woman is prevented from having sexual intercourse with a man due to interuptions,jealousy, etc.)

I was about to fuck amanda when her fucking sister twat blocked me!

by Samaanthaa2017 January 20, 2018

Block of Shame

Deleting or blocking people on facebook snapchat or other social media sites the morning after a long night of poor decision making.

I woke up this morning to Mary doing the Block of Shame on facebook... After she posted that video of her doing the naked back stroke on my parents lawn, I can't say I blame her.

by yesitsreallyme March 12, 2016

blocking

something someone does to lose contact with a person through social media.

he sent me a dick pic... im blocking him.

by carolineròse November 5, 2021

tetris block

A female that is rather ugly in the face, typically used to describe someones head.

You know staffanie "yeh" her head looks like a Tetris block

by Killarkeem July 29, 2017

Blade Blocked

A situation where a person attempts to use Blade Blocker as a letter opener, but a cheaper letter opener actually works. Making the Blade Blocker look ineffective.

Friend: Why are you slashing all those envelopes?
Tom: Well this blade blocked blade blocker is supposed to open them.

by Wopalong April 8, 2023

Myers Blocking

When you or someone else trys to stop the Halloween mass killer Michael Myers from murdering his family members and babysitter's on his normal holiday.

Loomis shot Michael 6x ,he just did a Myers Blocking!

by Starsky Hutch 1010 December 12, 2020