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April 9th protocols

The April 9th protocols were introduced as a set of rules to put on the pirates of the "Lounge"... during a time of market uncertainty, that day was almost as a liberation day cause it coincided with the Wanker lows of the stock market
The April 9th protocols were executed on the day of the wanker lows in the stock market
by NotJeromePowell May 20, 2025
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April 6

April 6 shall be remembered as “M.A.M.A.s day” Mama was an amazing part of society and culture, it was made of earths elements, Madelyn, Audrey, Micheal and Ansley. M.A.M.A. Helps fight for rights and does what she does best👩 🍼👩 🍼🧑 🍼👩 🍼
Person A: Hey it’s April 6! You know what that means.
Person B: What does it mean?
Person A: ITS MAMAS DAY
Person B: Like Mother’s Day?
Person A: NO M.A.M.A.s DAY FOR THE MAMA
M.A.M.A.: WORSHIP ME NOW
by Ansiscool December 29, 2021
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April 16th

Yo bro lemme grab ur balls it’s April 16th!

Totally dude

*grabs balls*
by 1Slime1 April 15, 2022
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April 20

National stand on business day. On this day you stop being a bum ass loser and stand on business.
“My bf cheated on me but I don’t want it hurt his feelings

GIRL STFU, HE DON’T LOVE YOU ITS APRIL 20 STAND ON B U S I N E S S. Period.
by Gawkbawk April 20, 2024
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cheeky april

A ‘cheeky April’ is when a girl likes a cheeky finger in the anus during intercourse however she doesn’t like admitting she’s in to it when her friends ask
A cheeky April is when a girl is in bed with her boyfriend she says ‘please slip me a cheeky finger

When she’s with her friends she says

‘Ooh that’s horrible, why would people do that, it’s disgusting
by Luckkky November 17, 2018
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April 30th

International Sexting day.

It's a day to celebrate and bond with your significant other by sexting with them!
"I really want us to connect more"

"We should sext!"
"Is that really how you think we'll connect?!"

"Yes because today is April 30th!"
"Oh you're right! Let's sext!"
by viko22 April 19, 2024
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April 9th

national the best people are born day
if you are born on April 9th you are just better then everyone
hey when are you born
April 9th
oh so you are just better
by betterthenothers November 29, 2023
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