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your couch 

most commonly reserved for friends or siblings who are bound to fail at life and they know it.
Josh: Sweet I won the lotto!

Sam: Your couch!

Greg: FML
your couch by hahaFtwnow September 11, 2009
an ugly thing that is attached to your head that you breath, see, taste, and smell with.
guy#1:what's this ugly thing in the mirror?
guy#2:your face.
guy#1:ooooohhhhhhh.
your face by hp's gf October 26, 2009

Your dry shaving me 

An expression used when something really sucks/you cant believe something is really happening. This phrase is used instead of "Your kidding me"
You just failed your test" .... "your dry shaving me!
Your dry shaving me by moi1234567 October 20, 2010

Your Some Cactus!

A phrase recently added on urban dictionary only to backfire on the poor soul who created it. What kind of idiot can call somebody else stupid when they're the one using "your" in the wrong context?!?

You seem to be oblivious to your own stupidity, fuckwit!
There is no example for 'your some cactus!' because it's fucking wrong! The word is 'you're', dickweed!
Your Some Cactus! by Berserker24 December 7, 2010

Your Royal Sexyness 

Any "fat back" can be called "your royal sexyness"
Your Royal Sexyness by SugaPlum;) February 20, 2011

Your Face! 

Your face is a generic comeback/put down that is very versatile no matter what the scenario.