Texas Tornado

This is a type of shit that results in the porcelain bowl being painted immediately with shit from the onset of the shit. Also leaving the affected person to use enough toilet paper to consider the after affects a disaster area.

Sorry about the bathroom . I just had a Texas Tornado in there, shouldn’t have ate that spicy Thai food yesterday

by Ianfleming December 28, 2024

Texas Road Chili

To get butt fucked while driving and for them to shit on your dick and then stir it around with you dick and leave your dick inside of her to make it hot and moist.

Hey billy? Did you "Texas Road Chili " my daughter last night?
Yea she was only 4!
Aw hell yea you should have invited me to the party!

by Creditreport.com June 5, 2018

Old Texas Cassie Goodbye

When you spank a coworker on the way out of work to let them know you are leaving

I pulled an Old Texas Cassie Goodbye when leaving for the doctor the other day and now I'm getting fired.

by Lolyougoogledthis December 2, 2024

Barrage of Texas

The act of spamming someone's phone when they don't have it.

Cowboy: He broke up with me~!
Ohio: Did you do the Barrage of Texas?
Cowboy: Yeah...
Ohio: He doesn't like that, Cowboy.

by Samurai Sushi November 1, 2022

Texas Gripple

To be crushed in between someone's thighs while singing any sort of country song and twisting their nipple.

Carson- Hey Jane, do you wanna do a Texas Gripple?
Jane- Yes i would love to. but to what song?
Carson- Cotton Eye Joe.

by whirlwind4344 April 13, 2024

A texas tim

Grabbing your friends genitalia and wrapping it around your hand like a rope

Can we do a texas tim in the bed tonight.

by imaniggathatspeaksfacts September 16, 2025

East-Texas Faceshield

A term that refers to a woman getting ejaculate sprayed over her face. Meant to look like a face-shield.

Did you see the picture of Ann? Joe definitely gave her an East-Texas Faceshield!

by HAV0C_ December 27, 2020