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Texas Institute of Technology & Science

Elon Musk' Concept University, suggested as Twitter by him. "It will have epic merch", states Elon. It also spells "TITS".
Elon: Texas Institute of Technology & Science is cool

Me: ok
by cooldefinerlol November 1, 2021
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Texas Trundle Bed

When a friend or close colleague poops in the cot and then exits, forcing the following group of friends (usually 3 max per group) to sleep in the warm poo filled cot-sequences of their actions.
“I’d let you borrow my drill but Bryan still has it, he made a nice Texas Trundle Bed of the situation for Marco, Jefe, and Yohanna to sleep in
by Texan Trundle Thunder July 17, 2021
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texas whorehouse

Texas Roadhouse. Except everyone who works there is either fake or a huge whore. They run through every hot person that works there.
“Well this is Texas whorehouse what do you expect?”
by Casper04 July 17, 2021
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Texas Snek

An excessively large orgy. Resembling a group of snakes tangled together. Only beaten in size by an Alaskan snek.
There was at least 100 people in that texas snek!
by Tejas1998 July 22, 2021
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Texas Bon

when you are doing a girl in missionary position but the sex is cash that she fucking dies, you understandably get scared so you proceed to then break into a Bon's Burgers and hide her body in a Sha the Sheep Animatronic
"Damn bro you seen Rosemary?", "nah bro last time I saw her she said that her husband was gonna try the Texas Bon with her"
by Dr retard July 22, 2021
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The texas logs

The Texas logs is only found in Texas. The Texas logs is where you go into a restroom, a friends house or a public place and it appears that people don’t know how to flush the toilet and they love their logs. Must be from all of the brisket, steak, bbq and tacos they eat that the Texas log will not flush.
Flush the Texas logs in the toilet. Must be a Texas log in that toilet. Too much brisket is your diet and the Texas log will not flush
by Bubba A July 25, 2021
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Texas Caviar

Did you see those tweakers smoking that Texas caviar last night?
by DirtyVerc February 14, 2022
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