A Texas hoedown is when you are circumcised in Texas, by using the Spurs of the local, dip packing, confederate flag waving, drunk redneck while in the parking lot of Applebee’s.
Woah man, so you finally got a Texas hoedown, glad you had it done at the other Applebee’s and not this one.
by Zeccede July 25, 2018
by colabear18 April 13, 2022
When you insert a whole barbecue rib into a vagina or anus and suck out the meat while leaving the remaining bone into the vagina or anus.
I took my girl out to the hoot and scoot bar. later we brought our leftover ribs home, so I laid her down, greased her up and gave her a good ol Texas tampon.
by Teenypetey January 20, 2025
Jacob: What school did you attend
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach
Sebastian: Yeah
Sebastian: Cleveland Texas High School
Jacob: Oh, isn’t that where the girl fucked a coach
Sebastian: Yeah
by The_facts March 27, 2019
I invited some old friends over for Texas Roulette and insisted that I went last. Then I skipped my turn and left alive.
by MailBox218 October 24, 2018
White Russian with Dr. Pepper
by Kyn&tonic February 04, 2022
Texas catch 5 (not to be confused with texas cash 5) is a version of russian roulette with slightly unconventional rules.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
The game often involves 1 or more players who pass around a revolver loaded with 5 empty shell casings, and 1 live round. The game is played by loading the gun, the cylinder is not allowed to be cycled during the gameplay.
A participant will ready the revolver, then press the revolver to their forehead, yell "YEE HAW!" and pull the trigger.
The goal of the game is to "catch 5" empty shell casings rather than one real bullet.
by Michelthegreatest January 23, 2025