E-Tard

Someone who is acting like a retard online
King G: Hi Chat Room
E-Tard: DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM? DO YOU HAVE AIM?
LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE!LOOK AT MY WEBPAGE! DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE? DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?DO YOU PLAY COUNTER STRIKE?
King G: STFU NOOB!!!
by King G July 01, 2005
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e-tarded

A computer user who is completely e-mail illiterate!
I told him to forward the email to me, but he was completely e-tarded!
by Joel S. February 07, 2006
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e-tard

Someone that is electronically challenged; one who doesn't do well with computers, phones, or anything else electronic.
Jaime: "Can you help me set up my voicemail on my phone?"
Justin: "You're such an e-tard!"
by OBrex05 August 30, 2009
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Person 1: "login(E)i-ready(E)comestudentedashboardehome sucks"
Person 2: "Agreed"
Teacher: "What no it's a platform that you can learn on!!! Its not a platform that causes suicide!!"
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e-speak

To communicate with someone via instant message. (See e-spoke)
I will e-speak with the vendors about this in the AM.
by jfkelley October 27, 2008
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e-walk

egyptian c-walk... all the middle east be rockin the e-walk
lets e-walk to this new nuk nuk miya hocker shit. its my favorite egyptian song.
by shawn peverill May 13, 2003
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e-nilla

homie, e- can be substituted for the first letter of homie's name if appropriate. ex. andy would become a-nilla, up to user
thats my e-nilla, what up e-nilla
by burke January 31, 2005
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