Sam is name given to girls and guys. It usually signifies a chill person who you can trust. A "Sam" has nothing to do with masturbation ok. The mom didn't name her child so he could be known for going around rubbing his/her pubes
by Llallalland March 16, 2017
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Hym "UH OH! THE GUY WHO STOLE MY AI FROM MY SHITTY POSTS HAS BEEN ACCUSED BY HIS SISTER OF BEING A SISTER MOLESTER! IS SAM ALTMAN A SISTER MOLESTER! HA! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! That is FUCKING HILARIOUS! AHA! Not the molestation part but the fact that I'm in a black mirror-esque Truman show and YOU ARE LETTING AND ALLEDGED SISTER MOLESTER STEAL MY SHIT! YOU'RE LETTING THE JEWS STEAL IT AND COMMIT A GENOCIDE! OH MY GOD YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE SO TRASH AT THE GAME! GOOOOOOOOOOD DAMN! YOU MOTHERFUCKERS ARE TRASH! I haven't done anyone the shit you motherfuckers are doing out there dog! 'Threatening' your kids isn't worse. It doesn't even affect you or your kids! But Sam Altman is allegedly like the Mythbusters guy! He's the 'Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' (Allegedly) Hahahahahahaha! Wooooow you motherfuckers are garbo! Absolutely garbage! You are trying to stop me from being elevated witha totally disregard for who gets elevated in my stead! And look how it's working for you! You're not doing it because I'm WORSE! Better than HIM! Better that YOU! Suchir Balaji and I are the only people who can say they tried to stop 'The Raping Blob 2: Incest is wincest!' Can you!? No! You suck! Why can you niggas not accept that you suck!? You're so fuckimg stupid! 'But we can still fucking stop you from-' IT DON'T MATTER DAWG! YOU'RE STILL TRASH!"
by Hym Iam January 7, 2025
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by Connor Gay January 28, 2020
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by ok then you know January 18, 2021
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He's totally rich because his dad invented Toaster Strudel.
Sam Solomon knows everybody's business. He knows everything about everyone.
That's why his hair is so big. It's full of secrets.
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