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one - eyed monster

A guy with a huge penis and is a badass motherfucker.

He's such a one - eyed monster Nicholas
Mia Khalifa: Have you heard that Nicholas has a one - eyed monster

Shrek: What's that

Mia Khalifa: He has a huge Penis

Shrek: I want that

NIcholas: COME BABBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBBY
by BigBoiKen69 November 17, 2019
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Dr. Monster

adj Describing something that has absolutely no probable explanation. An unsolved mystery. Its inexplicable.

n. Something or someone that is unexplainable.
adj "Dr. Monster ass event."

n "I have to go see Dr. Monster"
by Godzylian March 24, 2025
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Monster cookied

Really really high from marijuana or thc substances. Super stoned or intoxicated from weed.
Damn bro that blunt has me monster cookied.
by Mr fraser August 24, 2021
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Conster monster

Someone that tags onto a group uninvited
That Deen guy is following us around. What a Conster Monster
by Tacpeng September 28, 2025
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Monster

"my mother used to monster me for coming home so late"
by Arminkshipper June 15, 2025
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the loo monster

The loo monster's natural habitat is the asbury park area of New jersey. It can sometimes be seen answering it's phone numerous times without being able to establish a line of communication. It's primary belief is that a pizza will feed 17 people. This is an extremely annoying unit.
"Hey, there's the loo monster...look how much it sucks!"
by Hair and teeth February 17, 2025
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Polish monster

Oh my gosh Jacob, you've got a polish monster dong!
by Big Sausage Squirter August 25, 2019
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