Jordyn and max

the best couple in the whole world

have you seen Jordyn and Max? they locked in for life

by BigBoOtBitcCh August 21, 2022

Max Kirby

a sexy man, 6 feet tall and black

jon: i jerk off to max kirby

by ijerkofftomax August 6, 2022

beef maxing

Grabbing your dick and beating it with a meat mallet until it’s smashed into little patties

Hey John have you started beef maxing

by President Pork March 19, 2024

Max

a wonderful man, very masculine man, a straight guy, loving and compassionate guy, a man who makes sure he brings the money to the table to take care of his obligations and some, a man who loves Chrissy very much and wants to marry her, one of the good ones and he's all mine, ladies man and with that being said ladies keep your hands off because he is very taken, a very open man and his openness is a strength of his, his openness keeps him from missing out on life's little drama shows from Chrissy because if he did not think openly he probably wouldn't be with her, Max loves a lady for who she is inside just the way god made her and loves all her perfect imperfections.
See Chrissy for further information on Max

Max is one of the good ones and he's all mine., I've never seen someone who loves a girl quite like Max does Chrissy., Max has all the great qualities that any girl could ever ask for., Max is just a wonderful human being., If more guys were like Max this world would be a better place!

by chrsissy73 March 23, 2022

Max

The most annoying classmate you can ever have who screams in your ear and believes in a religion called shaggy. Hes really ugly and has blonde hair with glasses. He is also gay.

ex

eww..its max
max your so annoying

by Nathan the spider kid April 30, 2019

max feng

Good at impressions, kinda weird but funny. Can’t focus.

That kid facing the corner of the room is such a Max Feng.

by CrayonSoup February 20, 2020

-maxxing

Internet slang suffix that means maximizing a certain aspect of one's life. Comes from "minmaxxing", a term for extracting the maximum output from the minimum input.

In light of this, I have been fertility-maxxing for the last few months.

by meluvcheese June 12, 2024