Monster Slut

A person that has a crippling addiction to Monster Energy Drinks, these people are usually femboys, Car enthusiasts, and single dads that work in construction.

Person: did you hear how much Jack spent on monster drinks? i heard he spent like 100$ on monster in just a week!
Person 2: i fucking knew it, i could tell Jack was a monster slut from the day we met.

by Landa the monster addict November 17, 2023

Vagina Monster

A term used for people who gobble up all the pussy and spit it back out in disgust.

You must be gay, you fucking vagina monster.

by cbxfrye December 18, 2023

slurp monster

“Slurp monster” is a term used for people who suck your pussy too hard. If someone slurps your pussy like a vacuum cleaner, they are a “slurp monster.” Be a aware of these people, they can suck your organs from your pussy like spaghetti.

AHHH!!! Daddy right there!!! Ahhh your slurping my pussy clean. Ahhh drink my cum. Ahh my organs you’re such a slurp monster AHHHH I can see my liver Ahhh!!!

by Saltyfishsaucesally January 3, 2024

Monsterism

The act of drinking large amounts of Monster energy drinks is known as Monsterism. Monsterism is a serious disorder that can lead to negative health outcomes such as heart disease, kidney stones, strokes, diabetes, liver failure, and death. It may also result in increased aggression, anxiety, and depression. Monsterism may also cause changes in one's personality and interpersonal relationships.

If a person drinks large amounts of Monster energy drinks, this is a sign of a serious addiction. It is important that the person effected seek medical help immediately and receive treatment for this issue.

"Joe drinks Monster a lot"
"Oh yeah, he has Monsterism"

by Villagerjj January 10, 2024

pinch monster

a cute nickname to call your dentist! they will TOTALLY appreciate it its a perfect name

dentist walks out with a needle and says "open up for the pinch monster"

alternatively, you can just call the dentist "my little pinch monster ☺️☺️☺️" and they will love it!

by pinch monster apologist February 1, 2024

giant monster balls

balls that are giant

"wow! what big giant monster balls you have!!"

by ilovejapaneseanal69 February 3, 2024

pencil monster

A dynamic workout move that combines cardio and strength, where one starts with hands clasped straight above the head (“pencil”) then jumps into a deep squat with hands open at chest height (“monster”) and then jumps back up with hands clasped above the head (“pencil”). This move was invented by Fitness Guru & Life Coach Morgan Brand who focused on women’s health and is a variation of the “squat jack”.

Kate broke a sweat after doing did 20 pencil monsters.

by KC888 April 6, 2023