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the jordan effect

when you beef with a girl named jordan, ur ass become sooggier than everrrr. smd ivette
ivette: "Omg why evb sayin my ass soggier than ever"
elisa:"thats the jordan effect for ya"
by elisamariaaaaa November 24, 2023
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Church Jordans

A new or favorite seldom worn pair of Air Jordans reserved for special occasions like a Wedding, Easter or Fancy occasion.
It's almost Christmas time so it's almost time to bust out the "Church Jordans" for Christmas Eve service.
by ewanders1 November 4, 2024
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jj jordaned

the act by which Kappa Delta sorority sends members to national probation without evidence they did anything wrong
KD Jj Jordaned another member because they didn't like her calling out their racism
by KDsucks January 17, 2024
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the jordan effect

when u beef with jordan ur ass becomes soggier than EVER
soggy butt: "omg why ppl sayin my ass is soggier than ever?"
me: "thats the jordan effect for ya, soggy ass bitch"
by elisamariaaaaa December 2, 2023
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Michael Jordan

by ltd0102gotyou! March 1, 2024
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If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals

*There is no transcendant meaning blahblahblah Jordan Peterson rhetoric
Hym "Ok, 'If *Jordan Peterson is wrong, people are just animals' is a thing Alex O'Conner unironcally just said on triggernometry just now. So, that's where the 'plant' accusations are coming from. And it's adjacent to the psychopathic 'If God isn't real then I get to do whatever I want.' Rhetoric. But you were doing that anyway and then using the religion to forgive yourself for doing that anyway. And Alex is a determinist. Without free will there is no meaning. The meaning of all your actions is 'the chemicals in your brain (and I know I'm being reductive here but the logic still tracks) made you do the thing you're doing. Determinism totally incompatible with meaning but NOT totally incompatible with God."
by Hym Iam March 28, 2024
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My jordan

The most handsome boy to exist.
Feels the most loved by Lucy
Who is that guy over there?
Thats my jordan and hes the most handsome boy to exist.
by anonymous April 18, 2024
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