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the hat stays off

Once there was a token called WIF, a dog with a hat. But who put a hat on dog? $NOHAT came and removed the hat, because why would you put a hat on a dog.
bro, the hat stays off
hat stays off man
by altrododo May 13, 2024
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paper cowboy hats

The disposable paper toilet seat protectors, found in public restrooms.
Hey, look at these great paper cowboy hats, I found in the restroom. Try passing them out while at the airport, to strangers. Make up a sign that says, ‘Get, your free paper cowboys hats here’.
by Navydude83 March 18, 2018
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Santa hats

When a woman’s boob is saddened and completely deflated, most likely due to trauma-induced hyper reaction to oversexualization of the chest area, or due to misogyny and fomogeny
by anonymous August 3, 2024
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Hard Hatting

Hard hatting is the act of defecating a particularly hard tip of a turd. Oftentimes, this is followed by super soft serve poop, or diarrhea.
Todd says, "Hey man, we gotta get going!"

Gary says, "Yeah, I'll get Bob out of the john."

Knock, knock, knock....

Gary says, "Hey Bob, we gotta get going!"

Bob says, "Hold on! I'm hard hatting in here!"
by Gnat Masterson January 23, 2023
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Pirate Hat

Pirate Hats are clever techniques developers use to prevent their games from being cracked.
Ken: I am trying to play game dev tycoon but I keep going bankrupt because of people pirating my games

Ben:Thats because you're playing a pirated version, its a pirate hat
by MilkyRocket April 9, 2019
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hatted

Hatted, to hit one in the area where one places a hat
"And then i hatted him SO hard"
by ayyyyyywhatsup09 November 5, 2020
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hat banger

Someone who bangs their head between young men's butt cheeks for enjoyment. Usually done to males between the ages 13 and 26
"Dude, did you just see Evan do the perfect hat bang"

"Yeah man, he's the perfect hat banger"

"10/10 would definitely hat bang"
by Hatsonhatsonhats August 17, 2016
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