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Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough?

A skit from 17 YEARS AGO on The Onion about exactly what is happening here.
Hym "Is the government spying on schizophrenics enough? It's entirely manufactured illness so... Yes? They are like Nurse Rachet or Mother Teresa. Creating the illness so that they can use a cure that they know will not be effective for anything other than restricting the rights of the populous, selectively and arbitrarily, or instrumentally as a way to silence dissidents. Which has already happened in other countries. Like China."
by Hym Iam September 9, 2025
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I Spit On Your Grave

Hym "What you are going is like raping a women for, like, watching I Spit On Your Grave. That's the real analog. What? You think it's OK to torture and murder men? To you like torture and murder?"
by Hym Iam November 30, 2025
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Rave to the Grave

Rave to the Grave : A rebellious lifestyle where individuals, regardless of age, continue to party, rave, and take drugs, defying societal norms and health advice. It’s all about embracing life’s intensity and staying active, even at an older age. Despite potential harm, it infuses their lives with energy and passion, making them live fully and unapologetically.
Lee: Bruv, I saw this vice documentary called Rave to the grave about all these old sesh heads taking bear hard drugs and still going out raving at 70, Bruv LOL.
Frank: No way! Bruv LOL.
Lee: I know, LOL, they were showing pill-popping pensioners to LOL.
Frank: LOL.
by Jamie Cheese December 23, 2025
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The russian glove

When you dip your hand in dogshit, and shove it up your girlfriends ass.
Sorry Jessica can't answer the phone right now, I'm giving her a The russian glove.
by dennis_the_menace2 January 12, 2026
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put that back in the glove box

Stephen tries shape of you grime in which he refrences the above^^^
Stephentries: tell my friends stop put that back in the glove box
by Katteteteteteteeettteee September 20, 2017
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leaving our feelings in the glove box

Putting our feelings aside and staying friends.
We leaving our feelings in the glove box right?
by Emissjane May 1, 2018
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one foot stuck in the grave

when yer done with your weird ass skeleton banging and get your foot stuck somewhere in the ribs or pelvis with your bony partner
bruh, i had one foot stuck in the grave last night
by asswhup666 October 26, 2019
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