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Ego-real

When you're not egocentric but just well aware of your worth. (adjective).
"You're so egocentric, so self obsessed." Said Billy.

"No, Im ego-real" replied Raqulle.
by KingVonny March 20, 2025
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the real idimeh

hes the highest producer of pure Peruvian using so much child labour even china would be jealous, his secret to the high amount of sales of the already Great pure Peruvian? his semen ejaculate no further statements on that sources say he once killed a man by flashing his cock at him the man shocked by this great revelation and information overload couldn't handle it the pure demirness and proceeded to explode into smithereens, his name idimeh is a clever name name after the popular character from black ops 1, probably black ops because he blac kopped your mother last night, he has a strong unreasonable distaste for the show "Xavier renegade angel" despite the show kicking absolute ass and being a masterpiece, he deemed the show "brainrot for little bitchy kids" then went back to playing Tekken 7 for 6 hours straight using kazumi and fighting laws and leis but his main talents lie elsewhere, which is charming both men and ladies absolutely soddening their panties over the 400 mile radius, he makes them women "Hella preggo" just by looking at them using his eyes, he looks like Damian Sandow and Elias guy from WWE but would certainly deny the comparisons out of pure humbleness of his character, sources say one notable example of this is when he went away for the weekend and one of his mods, best friends, like a brother but better and closer than lover friend jesty felt like was years and couldn't handle it and beat himself off to the poster of idimeh he had in his room.
oh look it's the real idimeh, jeez he looks so hot right? man my panties are a flood rn no cap no cap, pure skibidi sigma rizz
by jes from grave July 7, 2024
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Real Analysis

Math from the planet nahfalafagus. We use latex and take turns doing the notes. Tom“teaches” it.
Real analysis makes math majors question why they chose that major.
by Dirtylittlesecret.alyx April 15, 2024
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Real g’s

Apple

1. the round fruit of a tree of the rose family, which typically has thin green or red skin and crisp flesh.

2.the tree bearing apples, with hard pale timber that is used in carpentry and to smoke food.
Tom: You bro aren’t all real g’s apples

Bro:yes
by Bigleoth August 23, 2019
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Real People

Oh? Am I not real people to you? This has always been the dynamic. Noah isn't better than me. I'm not learning anything. You're a piece of shit and your cried like a bitch because you know I'm right. This isn't an argument. It's an execution. And I'd rather die than try and lose to a fucking retard.
Hym "Hey.... Heyheyhey... You don't gotta tell me about real people! I know AAAAALL ABOUT real people. You see, real people say things like 'Fuck your kids. And still my only regret is that I can't kill ALL of them. But that's fine. Whatever percentage of boys will age out of relevance and kill themselves anyway and whatever percentage of girls will do the same. Or they'll kill eachother. And it's so fucking crazy to me that peoples minds just spontaneous malfunction like that it's just so fucking weird that that happens and there's just nothing else going on there AT ALL. It's just their own brains! Nothing outside of their own brains is causing that to happen it's like they live in some kind of solipsistic holodeck and I'm watching from the outside...' Oh. Hey. No. Check your clock."
by Hym Iam June 9, 2025
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Real

really; very.
by Arminkshipper June 20, 2025
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International real nigga day

Lebron and desi are born on this day
”What day were lebron and desi born on” December 30th
”What day is the international real nigga day” the same day lebron and desi were born
by Preachaholic December 12, 2024
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