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What I call homo-sapiens who are addicted to perianal abscesses.
Person 1: I generated Thirty Five back smackers.
by LeSouffleDeVersailles February 2, 2025
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Five-head

An exceptionally large forehead of which you can look into and see your own future. Often times light reflecting upon it will blind Pilots.
"Wow FUCK, uhhh that cunt Rachel has the biggest five-head I have ever seen, it took down a 747 earlier today killing 150 passengers, 4 of which were infants.
by Cocksucker3 August 28, 2016
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This refers to the palm of the hand and the five fingers,and is a term used for masterbating
I bet you had fun in the bathroom with Palmella Handerson and her five sisters
by Weirdo#666 March 9, 2023
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Ten Thousand Five Hundred Pound

A Fudge. A Balancing Figured. A Cluster Fuck Cover. A lazy man's fix.
Will Phoenix covered up his incompetence by shoving in a TEN THOUSAND FIVE HUNDRED POUND balance figure in his mongaloid spreadsheet.
by Macfac January 25, 2019
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Five Check

Get tf out my face before I Five Check yo ass.
by AlphaX99 June 5, 2023
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Five Course Taco Spread

A sex position in which a man, while drinking Margaritas, uses a dental cheek opener to spread the vulva of a woman wearing a catholic school girl uniform, and then proceeds to insert five crucifixes into the woman’s vagina while performing the act of sodomy as to not offend the Catholic God.
Tina was a born-again Virgin, but needed to satisfy her alcoholic Mexican boyfriend so he wouldn’t seek sexual pleasure elsewhere so she allows him to perform the Five Course Taco Spread on her after school.
by TacoJonathon July 26, 2020
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Nine to Fiving

When a male or female who is excessively flirting with someone. The use of nine to five comes from a job, putting time in or doing work.
Yo Ian is nine to fiving right now.
by starkhitecture January 22, 2011
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