Ethan

Only super rare types off ethan's are humongous jerks. They will always try and start fights for no reason. The are bootycheeks and need to get a hold on their life. But ladies, if you are friends with an Ethan please if you notice that he is calling you bad names and making you feel bad about yourself drop that ugly ass nigga cuz he aint worth it. So just to clarify not all ethans are like this. And if he comes back to you reply with some sass girl. And men, if something weird is going on with him or he is making you feel bad too drop him hard. Just my advice! ;)

oh that is that dude named ethan who was being a huge jerk to me. Oh he also has a small dick.

by JulieLemoine1234 December 5, 2018

Ethan Hawke

The hottest man alive…

PLEASE MARRY ME ETHAN

Me: “Ethan Hawke is so hot, I wanna marry him. I’ll be his controversially young girlfriend/wife.”

Girl: Bro he’s 53. 💀💀

Me: Even better 😋🤤

by Ethankhawkesimp05 January 8, 2024

Ethan The 3ther

Allegedly does NOT have a video of 3 friends in a school bathroom

Ethan The 3ther is ok

by Masonbob24 August 7, 2024

Ethan

Ethan Is A very handsome man normally with a 31 inch penis and a gay friend called Nathan

Ooo theres big dick boy Ethan

by idk wat this is lol October 19, 2018

Ethan

Blob Fish

Ethan is Fat shit, that does no work in class and makes stupid comments on everything

by Sagareadysteady June 4, 2019

Ethan

A complete form of the person that is Ethan

If that makes sense

I am feeling like an Ethan today

by Etan Buns January 16, 2019

Ethan

Makes banging ravioli and is mediocre at mini golf

Don't be an Ethan

by Indian beads September 17, 2019