Bible- carrying Followers of some monotheistic God. Take bits of the Book that work for the Christiannanity exclude other parts due to Bible college .
So I try to get away from those Bible dumping name tag Christians, but they blocked me in my driveway just to speak upon God’s word and everything they felt about it.
by Kcboommm September 14, 2025
Get the Name tag Christiansmug. He is the most nicest boy anyone will ever meet.He has a lot a friends and a girlfriend too. He can be short and cute .
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.
Everyone thinks he’s cute Etc. His girlfriend should be very happy to have him. He is Mexican. He’s also sexy.
Girlfriend:That’s my Christian
Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
Wanna be: ughh not for long
Girlfriend:you wish, not even bitch
Wanna be: UGHHH he’s such a Christian teresa suastegui
by Mimic May 9, 2018
Get the christian teresa suasteguimug. christian is the most caring person you could ever meet. he will always make sure you're comfortable and safe with him. he's the meaning of perfect, you can hardly find flaws in him. he will always be there for you and make sure you're alright. he will make sure to help you whenever you're struggling. christian always comes up with the cutest nicknames for other people. he's really easy to talk to and is really honest. at the end of the day he will always be the sweetest person you'll ever meet. <3
by eajjae January 16, 2022
Get the christianmug. A hateful asshole who think they're superior to literally anyone else on this entire planet because of their mental illness, aka their religion. They can also get offended by literally anything, such as a little boy playing with a doll or a little girl playing soccer
Example 1:
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
Christian person: **yapping about Jesus in a conversation that has nothing to do with that**
Non-Christian person: is it possible to have a normal conversation with you? Oh who am i kidding? The answer is obviously no!
Example 2:
LGBTphobic Christian: your disgusting community stole the rainbow from us!
Gay man: didn't you guys steal the plus symbol from math?
Example 3:
Christian spammer: Hi guys, i came to spread the gospel, blah blah blah
Casual Youtuber: not again... I'm so tired of getting these comments
Example 4:
Young boy: **pointing at a Barbie in a store shelf** i want this one!
Mom: sure sweetie!
Christian Karen: hey, you shouldn't be getting that for your son! Do you want him to go to hell?
Mom: hell isn't real, miss. Cmon son, let's go pay for your new doll
Example 5:
Young girl: hey mom, can i play soccer with my friends from school at the park today?
Christian mom: no, because that's for boys only! If a girl does boy stuff, she goes to hell! You don't want that, do you?
Young girl:
Example 6 (final example):
Doctor: congrats ma'am, your baby is intersex! What would you like to name them?
Christian mom: NO! I refuse to name that demon! God only made man and woman!
Doctor: Fine, i'll take your baby in and raise them myself!
Christian mom: good! Get that vile abomination away from me!
by CupcakkeFanboyLolololololol May 11, 2025
Get the Christianmug. Legendary, awesome person. Cool, funny, attractive, nice, smart, fast, strong. Its the definition of a perfect person.
by 1 inch punisher January 19, 2017
Get the Christianmug. He is the best boyfriend you will ever have he's sweet kind and cute and is super silly but he treats his girlfriends right and loves them every much and will never look at another girl while dating you he's super handsome and no one will replace him he likes girls with brown and hair and that is super funny and sweet he likes the girls with dog names like Lucy Sophie Nicole Bella ect you should never leave him bc he's the best and so handsome watch out for the Christian's they will make you fall in love with them super quick and you can't get enough
That boy is so Christian
by Rachel June 26, 2018
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