countach

Sometimes spelled 'coontosh' in modern tongues. It refers to the genetalia of an aferican american woman.

"I can smell the coutach from here"

by Aaron Green January 9, 2005

count prepula

A term to define preppy white kids who pop their collar.

when eric pops his collar he looks like count prepula

by Vrolok Shakira July 10, 2007

Counter Party

A party thrown by the enemy in order to divert the masses and find out one's allies.

Jared threw a lame counter party while we partied our asses off on Bourbon Street.

by Odeus July 11, 2011

counter booty

The fat ass of a cute woman in retail that is hidden by the counter she works behind.

I asked that hottie that works at lotto booth out only to find out she had counter booty when I picked her up.You would never guess she had a side scrolling ass

by dubeswiggins January 11, 2015

Adjusted Body Count

The sum of the number of chicks you've banged multiplied by how hot they were

Bro, just because you hooked up with 20 girls don't mean jack squat. Most of those were fat girls and single moms. Chad over here now has had sex with 10 girls who were all blonde cheerleaders and sorority girls, his adjusted body count totally mogs yours

by D Flawless June 27, 2020

Counter-Strike

Another shitty first person shooter game that people can play. It looks boring and plain, just like any other stupid first person shooter game.

Why the fuck would I want to play counter-strike when I have suikoden 1-3?

by lunar shadows November 10, 2004

Count it

The process of counting it; some people may say "THAT'S RIGHT" or "HELLZ YEAH." Mature men and women often dismiss such feable expressions and in return COUNT IT!!!!

pHillyDMAN: bofl mr enigma
MrEnigma 2: what
pHillyDMAN: just givin u a few bofles !?!?
* pHillyDMAN hands you two bofles
pHillyDMAN: count it
MrEnigma 2: oh im countin it

pHillyDMAN: a guy cant use his boobs to get chicks
pHillyDMAN: a girl can use her boobs to get guys tho, plz count it

pHillyDMAN: RUN BITCH RUN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!1
pHillyDMAN: COUNT IT PUP COUNT IT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

by hohoh0 February 3, 2003