Ashton Burns

Ashton Burns is a small hyperactive midget. He has all the smaller qualities an average male would having, meaning he has a micropenis and is a midget. Ashton is a very dyslexic person and can barely spell the alphabet, if Ashton is asked to do anything he will ultimately fail, not knowing what to do in any situation.

Ashton burns has a micropenis, everyone laugh at him!

by Wize Guy. April 27, 2022

Burning bush

Wrong. Because Cain and Abel both talk directly to God. So, they were both perfectly capable of gazing upon it.

Hym "Yeah, your burning bush thing is wrong. The thing you said about God being to good to gaze upon or whatever. Cain and Abel were both able to talk to it directly. Which means.... Maybe it was just the Moses' who can't look at it 😸 Maybe you just gotta be one of the extra special God's favorite ones to look at it... Hahahahahahaha!"

by Hym Iam February 14, 2023

Burned Hole

When you fuck your girl so hard right after she takes a shit and the friction burns her anus

Dude 1: How was it with Cassey?
Dude 2: It was so good I gave her a Burned Hole

by TJnine January 10, 2016

Burning the midnight owl

When you do stay up way too late and do Duolingo lessons. This can refer to you doing too many lessons and staying up late as a consequence or doing lessons only moments before midnight.

Person A: Why is Jenny on her phone at the party?
Person B: It's almost midnight abd she doesn't wanna lose her streak. She's burning the midnight owl.

Person C: Why are you still awake at 3 am?
Person D: I got hung up on my Doulingo lessons. You know, burning that midnight owl.

by Momma Sunshine April 18, 2024

Homes burn

An unnecessary, but true, burn preceeded by a genuine response to a request, question, or comment.

F requests a recommendation for a solicitor. Unrelated, S had abandoned his home nation of Ireland for Canada years prior leaving a thorn in the side of all his greatest and humble friends.

M: "Probably you want one that specialises in such things. Which we don't have.

Though maybe S. would, when seperated permanently with no backsies from his Irish citizenship."

The Homes burn.

by Sanjito December 11, 2020

burning head

To be confused by someone/something.

“Orrr he’s a proper gimp he burns head.”
“Nah I can’t lie this is burning head…”
“My head’s proper burnt”

by LD&EHdagoats(kaysanstoleit) December 29, 2023

Burn a mountain

To pursue your art despite all the odds.

- Painting can be a real struggle, huh?
- Not for her. She burned a mountain and now her work is in MoMA.

- It’s not possible. You won’t finish writing your novel by tomorrow.
- I’ll burn a mountain and it will be ready by the morning.

by ankabara January 12, 2019