Alaskan Bear Child

The act of cutting open a bears stomach in Alaska and placing your sperm inside it, closing up the stomach, and waiting for a half bear half child to pop out.

Oh shit is that an Alaskan bear child

by Don Bruska February 16, 2017

two bear mambo

Two strong adversaries engaged in a battle both will ultimately loose.

The senator realized he had no choice but to engage in the two bear mambo with his counterpart across the aisle.

by That’s what oasis February 13, 2018

Koala Bear Hugging

When one person, usually the girl, wraps their legs around the hips of the guy.

"Did you see Sam koala bear hugging that guy?"

by lithpingithfun February 8, 2017

chatting bear waffles

When someone is talking rubbish about someone or something.

Yeah she was chatting bear waffles

by Justafunnygirl January 26, 2020

Beached polar bear

When a person the size of a whale and a white as a polar bear chases you down because he’s mad or has temperamental problems

Holy shit dude there’s a beached polar bear chasing me

by Cookieman’s ass cheeks March 28, 2022

The Kentucky Bear Man

A mythical creature who lives in Frackville, Pennsylvania. Can be spotted in Laurel ridge and at the tain. If you come across the Kentucky bear man, do not be alarmed. He is made of booze and creatine.

Oh my good god, was that the kentucky bear man?
Yes, he looks pretty big and obliterated.

by jjacav13 December 5, 2021

Canadian Bear Trap

you bend your limp penis in half and shove it in someones ass, then u wait for a full erection and i should snap straight up their anal cavity, giving them,

A Canadian Bear Trap

That canadian bear trap sure hurt my penis!

by de brad January 22, 2007