god was drunk

the reverse of "god's will" -god passed out somewhere, (heating grate?) barely able to speak

where was god during 9-11? -answer: god was drunk!!

god was drunk when katrina came around!!

by michael foolsley December 27, 2009

smacked by the Gods

When you are so turnt, beyond faded- to the point you are "smacked by the gods." Mostly referring to mary jane, but can be used when drinking as well.

after a long night of smoking and drinking:
"Man, I'm so faded, I am smacked by the Gods."

by L SIZZLE August 2, 2015

God of the bible

He is a wonderful and faithful God that ANYONE can trust

Guy 1: God is so graceful like a lion.

Guy 2 : Yeah he even gave his only son to save us and He resurrected on the third day.

Guy 2: did u know one of God's names Emanuel means god with us.

Guy 1:sheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeesh i didn't know that!

Guy 2: God of the Bible means that God is the creator of the universe so burn those books of lies called catholic bibles and get christian bibles!

by sgh unknown February 14, 2022

God Runner

A man with an old fashioned curly mustache!

Jamie from myth-busters. A-lot of god runners in Gangs of New York. A Man with a big mustache is on a game show, the host says " sorry don't mean to giggle but its about time we had a God Runner on the show!

by swagman454 December 9, 2008

God's Cure

A mixture of cocaine, black tar heroin, and insulin. Heated together to form a thick liquid that is usually injected into the user's veins usually making them go insane. Found in smaller towns.

Hey kid want God's Cure?

by God_Of_Femboys February 20, 2021

God's Paintbrush

Someone That God Himself Handpicked To Illustrate The Goodness of Him & The Goodness of Life Thru Him Thru Song, Poetry, Prayer, Prophesy & Scripture or Any Other Means He Chooses

Wow The Way He/She Sang, Prayed, & Delivered The Word They Have To Be God's Paintbrush

by A Angel of God September 13, 2023

god chruch

God chruch is a phrase from jake Paul's song it everyday bro from the lyric "just dropped some new mercy and it's selling like a god chruch. Then ricegum used god chruch as his song title for his diss track on tanner fox it's a banger.

Drop merch and it's selling like a god chruch

by 24karrotgains August 11, 2017