I'm on gps

When you're on house arrest.

Hey John lets go out and function.
I can't Jimmy I'm on gps

by The.More.You.Know April 19, 2018

I'm in your walls

someone is in your wall.

i love it when i'm in your walls.

by World Government August 17, 2025

i'm like cheese

Dude, to be honest... what in the holy name of God compelled you to search up the definition of this?

I'm pretty sure the term, "I'm like cheese" is either used as a way of saying, "I stink" or I burn easily without tanning...I'm either white or red...I'M IRISH!

Oof, dude, just went to the beach and played some volleyball whilst forgetting deodorant and sunscreen; now I'm like cheese!

by PotterHead uwu July 2, 2019

I'm late

I missed a day,
What else could I say,
That I isn't gay,
And that's today!

I'm late for my schedule write up, dang.

by Don't you know who I am November 28, 2023

I'm Chinese

1: Declaring Chinese ethnic origin
2: Pizzapotamus' Iconic Catchphrase

1: "Johnathan said 'I'm Chinese' when asked what his ethnicity was."
2: "I'm Chinese!"

by lasagna snake February 23, 2024

I'm on it tonight

He's on a roll with relevant and humorous conversation.

When I'm on it tonight:

Yeah. That is a gun in my pants. But that doesn’t mean I’m not happy to see you…

Life is an endless series of train-wrecks with only brief, commercial-like breaks of happiness.

With great power comes great merchandising opportunity.

Listen, the day I decide to become a crime-fighting shit swizzler who rooms with ava bunch of other little whiners at the Neverland Mansion of some creepy, old, bald, Heaven’s Gate-looking motherfucker… on that day, I’ll send your shiny, happy ass a friend request!

by Okaybird April 16, 2019

I'm Fine

I'm fucked up, insecure, neurotic, and egocentric

Dude 1: "Hey man are you okay?"
Dude 2, sitting on floor, staring into space: "I'm fine."

by ✨Lime✨ March 23, 2024