Bluetooth fuck is a sexual act between two people who are far from each other. It involves one party fantasizing about the other party while wanking. Both males and females engage in Bluetooth fuck.
Dude, yesterday I slept late, I had a multiple Bluetooth fuck with Cindy, the most popular chick in school.
by Thee Real Beast April 24, 2011

bobby " i done drove earls tractor into the ditch and blowed er up"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
Ricky "well it's fucked outta commission now you unintuitive fucknut"
by diggymac March 1, 2018

old villain: oh, I’m going in hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell
Me: which part?
Old villain: hell
Me: where?
Old villain: shut the fuck up, I am in hell
Devil: hi
Old villain: fucking hell
by byei’m steve July 22, 2020

by C & C<3. S & J<3 February 26, 2019

by 10xValue September 24, 2021

by Molly monkey November 23, 2019
