Whole Fucking Toad

W.F.T.- acronym for Whole Fucking Toad.
Description of toad in low light scenario used by a hormone driven pregnant woman after devouring a slab of ribs.

Out of nowhere Rosie asks, "is that a whole fucking toad?"

by Ringo0713 July 5, 2021

fucked-upidly

A way of describing how something is done

"Dude I slept so fucked-upidly last night my sheets are twisted."

by AstroThot May 15, 2016

What the fuck I’m s’pposed to say

When you're put in a awkward position with nothing to say so you laugh and sing, "what the fuck I'm s'possed to say" as you're walking away, quietly add the ay ay ay"

Credit to boogie wit da hoodie- say A'

“I love you”

“What the fuck i’m s’pposed to say?”

by Maureenmcdesk234 October 30, 2017

Fuck

fuck is possibly the only word that can be fucking used in every sentence and it still make fucking sense

FUCK

by Kadenten69 June 26, 2021

Fuck Sweep

Noun. - A term used to describe a shady old beat up broom.

Verb- a term used to describe a mad session of sweeping

1. "Wow that broom is fucked! Such a fuck sweep"

2. Guy1 "why are you sweating so hard jonny shit face?"
Guy2 " I just had a major fuck sweep session!"

by ahwhatthechrist July 9, 2010

Destination fucked

When your missus drinks a can of beer, smashes it on her head, then tries to ride a skateboard off the roof and smacks her face so your son flips her the bird and yells out "fuck you ya bitch" and your pet pig is chilling in the corner of the back yard chewing on your baby's head.

She is going straight to destination fucked.

by You're not my real dad May 14, 2019

Monkey Fuck Charging

When someone's charging port is fucked so they wirelessly charge off of someone else's phone that's plugged into the wall as a proxy.

Hey man, my battery is almost dead, think we can do a little monkey fuck charging?

by Villainous March 24, 2023