Number of Fucks

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The number of fucks I give

by Zer0Fucks July 26, 2021

what the fuck is a mile

"what the fuck is a kilometre" but for metric system freaks

Me who lives in the USA: Asks for directions
some dude: oh it's 2 miles from here
Me: WHAT THE FUCK IS A MILE

by уour mum April 2, 2025

National Fuck Day

Have sex on November 20th

Yeah, I’m about to fuck my girlfriend on National Fuck Day.

by Dickridah3000;) November 20, 2020

the closet is fucking glass

to tell someone who is denying being queer that their queerness is too obvious to ignore

lily: bro, just say that you're gay. it's not that hard!
george: i'm not, though??? i'm straight..
cameron (walking by and talking to george): hi, sweetheart!
george (turns around): oh. hi, darling :)
*cameron walks away*
lily: .....
george: what?!?!
lily: my dude, my bro, my bROther in Christ. the closet is fucking glass. how are you THIS dense???

by iamlexiv December 6, 2023

Fat Fuck

A pretty smart dog from South Africa, this fat fuck eats 15.3KG of cat food on average a day. This little shit is also scared of water.

We had to get a tow truck to rescue fat fuck from the pool.

by fatfuckincorporated December 20, 2024

fuck

fucking fuck fucking definiton of all fucking fuckers

fuck you fucking fuckers

by anonymous November 13, 2021

No fuck

A statement for when someone says something stupidly obvious

Person 1: It’s sunday so let’s make the most of the last day.

Person 2: Yeah, sounds good.
Person 3: We have school tomorrow.
Person 1: Well yeah, no fuck

by J4VA June 4, 2023