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Twat

23 year olds who live in there mums basement and play COD all day could be described as a twat.
by The Boy who knows tings November 7, 2020
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Twat

A complete idiot who doesn’t know how to do anything
Maggie called me a twat at practice today.
by finwall June 16, 2019
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Tommy Twat-Texter

A grown man in a relationship/ marriage sending risky texts to his wife’s best friend who he is also sleeping with.
‘That’s part of the reason we split, Tommy twat-texter’
by PettyPrincess May 1, 2022
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spermicidal twat slurper

A man who goes downtown on a woman without knowing she used spermicide foam beforehand.
"Dude... you're a spermicidal twat slurper, we've all warned you she doesn't like condoms!!!"
by Granny Graves November 29, 2022
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Twat Locker

Twat Lockers are used so girls can't be banged
by Brielle Niccole May 30, 2013
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Twat Cannon

A narcissistic boy, a man child that can't commit to a girl long-term relationships are too complicated for his intelligence.
"Robert can't keep a girl for longer than a year because he is a twat cannon."
by Juniorbay December 1, 2025
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Twat

Somebody who goes out of their way to be an ignorant piece of shit and otherwise a jackass towards people he or she doesn’t share the same views and opinions with
Black lives matter ! “

“Actually , all lives matter “

“Alright twat bag can you shut your fat gob for one bloody minute and except the fact that white people aren’t at the epicentre of the universe for a split second in history !”
by Peachesandcinnimon June 8, 2020
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