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turdle

A piece of poop with a surface shaped not unlike the shell of a turtle.
Dude, I totally left a turdle in starbucks today!
by Allah Tess December 15, 2008
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turfle

dude, there is an insane turfle going on
by r3db0ss May 7, 2009
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Turple

Turple: adj. def: Beyond the previously imagined. The embodiment of forward/revolutionary thoughts, ideas and actions

Also conveniently rhymes with Purple.
Dang, whoever thought of a word that rhymes with Purple that is actually usable in everyday conversation was pretty Turple.
by sundoll November 2, 2009
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Turkle

Verb: To use technology to communicate, especially in a superficial or disingenuous way.
It's rude to turkle during a conversation!
Hold, someone is turkling me.
by allthehampsters January 1, 2012
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Catching Turtles

Slang for Smoking weed.

Invented by me, when someone I know lied to his g/f and told her he was going "catching turtles" but really went to smoke weed with a bunch of his friends.
They all went out to the sandpit catching turtles.
by Troy September 25, 2004
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pubical turtles

When ones pubic hair is shaped weird
" she has such weird pubical turtles "
by pinecones123 February 28, 2018
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I like turtles

An extremely sophisticated way to apply utter annoyment to a subject without being considered idiotic.
Mom: are you liking the school year so far, sweetie?
You: I like turtles.
Mom: ...
by Zzzzkkmnnn November 16, 2017
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