Thomas Erak

The post-hardcore Trent Reznor

Thomas Erak is the post-hardcore version of Trent Reznor.

by 1/2 Snakes March 6, 2023

Thomas

Thomas has that dawg in him. That dawg goes woof woof and mutters racial slurs when he sleeps. 100% a pitbull. He also has an immensely dangly peepee shooter.

Girl: Hey is that Thomas over there?

Guy: Ain't no way, you can see his immensely dangly peepee shooter from MILES away.

Camera Man: *Faints*

by oneofthomassgirlfriends March 20, 2023

Thomas

A bitch ass mf, tall asf but also a D1 freshman fucker. Always glazing this his father Stryker. He also a fuk nigga

Damn you know anyone who fucks w Thomas?, nah.

by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas

A fuck ass nigga who fucks freshman on the weekend and plays basketball on the weekdays, cool guy but nobody fuck with that hoe ass nigga.

You fuck w that nigga Thomas ?, Fuck Nah.

by By Thomas’s father March 26, 2023

Thomas Kennaway

A guy thats a pathological liar and can manipulate you on the spot to get you in bed with him. He does not know where the clit is, even though he is a man whore.

Dude 1 : are you talking to that guy Thomas Kennaway?

Dude 2 : yeah… he says that im the only one for him

Dude 1 : Well actuallt he fuvked your dad..

Dude 2 : i knew it what a TK

by Chloe The hoey March 30, 2023

Thom

Thom is an absolute unit when it comes to every single aspect of his life. He is considered by others as god-tier in the bedroom and is musical talent is no different. Everybody that has the opportunity to meet a Thom would surely fall victim to his radiant charm and immense abs. It's so very difficult to become noticed by such an alpha like Thom, so if you are friends with him you should feel extremely lucky.

Oh my! Is that Thom?

Yes, why?

I want him to ruin me. His rizz is truly unmatched.

by SynysterTK March 31, 2023

Thomas Hogan

Thomas Hogan

Thomas Hogan

by Debskelly1985 April 4, 2023