As stated in Alice's Adventures in Wonderland: "All persons more than a mile high, to leave the court."
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At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.
At this moment the King, who had been for some time busily writing in his note-book, cackled out 'Silence!' and read out from his book, 'Rule Forty-two. ALL PERSONS MORE THAN A MILE HIGH TO LEAVE THE COURT.'
Everybody looked at Alice.
'I'M not a mile high,' said Alice.
'You are,' said the King.
'Nearly two miles high,' added the Queen.
'Well, I shan't go, at any rate,' said Alice: 'besides, that's not a regular rule: you invented it just now.'
'It's the oldest rule in the book,' said the King.
'Then it ought to be Number One,' said Alice.
by arkizzle October 11, 2009
When you're on the phone for over two hours with someone of the opposite sex(of whatever sex you are interested in) it means you are able to really connect with them and can probably have a meaningful relationship, they then become you're boy/girlfriend if they pass the 2-hour mark in a 24 hour period
That girl was soooo sexy, I was trying to get her to break the 2 hour rule but she hung up after five minutes and wouldn't return my calls til after midnight
by Yankeefan88 July 03, 2009
guy: my girlfriend is going to think im wierd for being bad at sex
friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.
friend: go have sex with some prozzys. its called the hood rats rule.
by g4000 August 04, 2009
by Wakababu April 21, 2010
Don't Fuck Around! Heed.
by TapeGuy May 27, 2008
The unspoken rule that when using exclamation marks, you must always use either one or three exclamation marks in a row. Two or four are not allowed, because they look wrong.
Girlfriend (texting): the new twilight movie is out!! lets go!!!!
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
Boyfriend: no. you just broke the exclamation mark rule
by Urban Jew January 17, 2010
Having sexual relations with a female and her friend is always acceptable as long as the total score of said bitches hotness equals 10 or more.
The 3some plus rule
While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.
Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.
In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
While having sex with a 9, one only needs to include a 2 or greater to make said intercourse awesome and braggable.
Coversely, having sex with a 5 and a 4 is just average and the particapator should be ridiculed for banging 2 Gremlins.
In extreme situations the hotness scale can be ignored for certain features such as huge tits or no gag reflex. Of course these attributes must be reviewed by a panel of your peers.
by dirkdiggler9969 May 04, 2009