Ghetto home cinema

A home cinema made out of spare parts found around the house. A true ghetto home cinema has one of the following characteristics:

-The rear speakers of the "surround system" are of different make than the front speakers (or worse, the front speakers are the TV's intergrated speakers).

-The "surround system" lacks a center or subwoofer channel, or both.

-The projector operates at a 4:3 format (like the ones used for powerpoint presentations). Unlike proper home cinema systems which have 16:9 projectors.

-Picture is provided via composite (yellow plug) cables.

-The pre-recorded material consists of VHS tapes, Divx files and single layer DVDs made with DVD shrink (proper home cinema's have dual layer DVDs, MKV files and Blurays)

Little Jimmy put his pair of spare Wallmart speakers, his dad's powerpoint projector, and his collection of bootleg Divx files into good use, by making his own ghetto home cinema

by kurkosdr April 22, 2011

Ghetto

A shitter version of something

Ghetto avengers

by Estupida September 5, 2019

the Ghetto move

The ability to move a single chess piece to any square of their choice, effectively killing off any of the opponent’s piece on that square they chose.

Kings are excluded.

verb

“The Ghetto Move is the most powerful chess move to ever exist!”

by k-hot jalapeños December 31, 2023

Ghetto

A place mentally unstable people live.

That is why I am in the ghetto. ratatata ratatata

"I'm in the Ghetto. Ratatata ratatata."

by femaledog_cat January 13, 2020

Ghetto pussy

Tight, juicy, and you can bounce dat ass on the dick

“Damn Alli, Dave said you had that ghetto pussy. I aint know you had it like that!”

by Lickalotapus1269 September 28, 2018

Ghetto Glockenspiel

Specific to the projects or section 8 apartment buildings when the hallway doors slam so much from the nosey bitches just having to run out to see when they hear someone else's door open, only to realize they are too late, thus going back in their own apartment and then setting off yet another nosey bitch to do the same thing they just did. The effect can last as long as a German Glockenspiel scene with little cookoo bird characters going in and out of little doors to tell a story on the hour or as loud and ridiculous as a farce on stage. Ghetto Glockenspiel!

Am I cookoo kachoo or have the doors in your building not stopped slamming for hours?

Oh, yeah. Living in the Bronx sometimes sounds like a Ghetto Glockenspiel. You know, just nosey little bitches popping out their nut to make sure they didn't miss anything from the previous door slam.

by FairyGODfather July 20, 2021

ghetto sleigh

A public bus that makes stops in the ghetto. Mainly used in the Northeast where it snows a lot.

Man it's so damn cold out I'm gonna hop the ghetto sleigh instead of walkin'.

by Albert St. May 22, 2007